The TPC SUBWH agent in me wants to toss a bar of Upsidaisium into this tense and chaotic situation.
Never let a crisis go wasted...because this Bullwinkle and Rocky episode is more Pravda than any other 30 minute with commercials news program.
My Dear Komrade!
Let us not be hasty!
Intel (from our very own Yak Barn pink frog who is yes, undercover run by us) reports that the Deep State has infiltrated the Kennedy-Whatever Center and is attempting to book the following revivals:
In her memoir Lovely One, released in September, Jackson wrote about her love of theatre while applying to Harvard, saying, “I, a Miami girl from a modest background with an unabashed love of theatre, dreamed of one day ascending to the highest court in the land—and I had said so in one of my supplemental application essays. I expressed that I wished to attend Harvard as I believed it might help me 'to fulfill my fantasy of becoming the first Black, female Supreme Court justice to appear on a Broadway stage.'”
(Fantasy indeed. More like an MKUltra bad trip or a yak getting into the jimson weed.)
AND there is a proposed revival of "The Sound of Music" with SCJ Amy Coney Barrett in the lead role. Now that could be a blockbuster as they say.
Must review with the rezïdent. Will keep you advised.
Yours
PS That is the end of Mr. Big? It wasn't polonium? I'm crushed.
Let us not be hasty!
Intel (from our very own Yak Barn pink frog who is yes, undercover run by us) reports that the Deep State has infiltrated the Kennedy-Whatever Center and is attempting to book the following revivals:
In her memoir Lovely One, released in September, Jackson wrote about her love of theatre while applying to Harvard, saying, “I, a Miami girl from a modest background with an unabashed love of theatre, dreamed of one day ascending to the highest court in the land—and I had said so in one of my supplemental application essays. I expressed that I wished to attend Harvard as I believed it might help me 'to fulfill my fantasy of becoming the first Black, female Supreme Court justice to appear on a Broadway stage.'”
(Fantasy indeed. More like an MKUltra bad trip or a yak getting into the jimson weed.)
AND there is a proposed revival of "The Sound of Music" with SCJ Amy Coney Barrett in the lead role. Now that could be a blockbuster as they say.
Must review with the rezïdent. Will keep you advised.
Yours
PS That is the end of Mr. Big? It wasn't polonium? I'm crushed.
Fodder, it is clear from your secret, undercover report that Boris Badenov, world's greatest no-goodnik, really did have a Pottsylvanian BioLab producing Goof Gas. Watch this 30 minute expose found in our TPC SUBWH Memory Hole and Salvage Yard which is now circulating in Tulsi's controlled Pulte DNI Inner Circle.
The jackalope is hearing unverified reports - jackalope hearing is the best - that My Little Pillow workers are working double shifts sewing body bags to contain the Goof Gas contaminated.
Let us not be hasty!
Intel (from our very own Yak Barn pink frog who is yes, undercover run by us) reports that the Deep State has infiltrated the Kennedy-Whatever Center and is attempting to book the following revivals:
In her memoir Lovely One, released in September, Jackson wrote about her love of theatre while applying to Harvard, saying, “I, a Miami girl from a modest background with an unabashed love of theatre, dreamed of one day ascending to the highest court in the land—and I had said so in one of my supplemental application essays. I expressed that I wished to attend Harvard as I believed it might help me 'to fulfill my fantasy of becoming the first Black, female Supreme Court justice to appear on a Broadway stage.'”
(Fantasy indeed. More like an MKUltra bad trip or a yak getting into the jimson weed.)
AND there is a proposed revival of "The Sound of Music" with SCJ Amy Coney Barrett in the lead role. Now that could be a blockbuster as they say.
Must review with the rezïdent. Will keep you advised.
Yours
PS That is the end of Mr. Big? It wasn't polonium? I'm crushed.
Fodder, it is clear from your secret, undercover report that Boris Badenov, world's greatest no-goodnik, really did have a Pottsylvanian BioLab producing Goof Gas. Watch this 30 minute expose found in our TPC SUBWH Memory Hole and Salvage Yard which is now circulating in Tulsi's controlled Pulte DNI Inner Circle.
The jackalope is hearing unverified reports - jackalope hearing is the best - that My Little Pillow workers are working double shifts sewing body bags to contain the Goof Gas contaminated.
Well! Komrade Jackalope!
You never fail to impress!
This latest video on Goof Gas is VERY interesting and needs further study. I am diving right in.
Our pink frog is on furlough and wants to explore America. He has expressed interest in the usual tourist destinations like New Orleans, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon. Since it is basically on the same latitude, he will go from N.O. to Houston and then to San Antonio. Since he is a master of disguise, he is apt to show up in Houston as a line dancing instructor at some honky-tonk. I did remind him that Texasistan is huge and you could fit the entire British Isles within its borders, as you well know.
I asked him to check out the goat herding, in any case. While a pink frog may cause no concern in Washington DC, a pink goat or hippo probably would in Houston -maybe not in Austin? - so he should plan his disguises accordingly.
We will keep an eye out for him for any pink frog impostors.
Must review with the rezïdent. Will keep you advised.
Yours
PS That is the end of Mr. Big? It wasn't polonium? I'm crushed.
We will keep an eye out for him for any pink frog impostors.
Yours
PINK!! ???
Glad our pink frog wasn't DEIng when the PINK and RED 1970's coordinated VARTS released GOOF GAS from their colons, like they were a bunch of drug mule chicks without gag reflexes.
We don't want our secret agent pink frog to get poloniumed by some GOOF GAS sniffers.
Our pink frog is on furlough and wants to explore America. He has expressed interest in the usual tourist destinations like New Orleans, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon.
Comrade, I suggest the new S.U.B. Waffle House we've "opened" to the "public" in Pine Hills, Florida.
We chose It because it was once a Taco Bell, so nobody goes there anymore because too many "customers" demanded free food at gunpoint. That and fear of getting explosive diarrhea from cyclosporiasis parasites.
Let me take this opportunity to assure everyone that S.U.B. Waffle Houses serve only Grade "A" beet byproducts and no dangerous fresh vegetables that carry parasites, and no guacamole at all, so this won't happen to you.
At S.U.B. Waffle Houses, everything is just as good coming out as it was going in.
At S.U.B. Waffle Houses, everything is just as good coming out as it was going in.
My Esteemed Colonel!
Thank you for this and it was just in time because our pink frog ran into this which I received as an emergency comm from him:
I told him not to panic and that it was probably an Indie film maker and that he was nowhere near Burning Man.
He is something of a city frog and his cell phone is very basic so he couldn't give me his co-ordinates. I advised him to head directly south and if he ran into the border of Mexico, he should then head directly east. In any case, any human of any age he met could probably point him towards Houston. He did not mention his current disguise.
I warned him not to eat leafy green lettuce or fresh produce.
I will tell him, next, comm, to get his butt to Florida and cease the Spetsnaz crap without further training.
Our pink frog is on furlough and wants to explore America. He has expressed interest in the usual tourist destinations like New Orleans, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon.
Comrade, I suggest the new S.U.B. Waffle House we've "opened" to the "public" in Pine Hills, Florida.
We chose It because it was once a Taco Bell, so nobody goes there anymore because too many "customers" demanded free food at gunpoint. That and fear of getting explosive diarrhea from cyclosporiasis parasites.
Let me take this opportunity to assure everyone that S.U.B. Waffle Houses serve only Grade "A" beet byproducts and no dangerous fresh vegetables that carry parasites, and no guacamole at all, so this won't happen to you.
At S.U.B. Waffle Houses, everything is just as good coming out as it was going in.
Explosive happenings happening on the campaign trail in Texazistan.
So, exciting a derivative from Colonel O's means of production, that I'm taking this into it's OWN Topic Thread....sort of like this ubiquitous refuse created when capitalists produce gasoline, that chemist's discovered was the best ingredient e.v.a.h. to creamify eye cosmetics. The more gasoline produced by Colonel O's Means of Production - Bullwinkle & Rocky 2026 post, the more refuse and excrement there is so spread around The Collective.
