The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, I recently read about a DSA steering committee member who expressed his hatred of the USA and called the Constitution the obstacle to having a revolution.

Someone ought to inform him that we've already had our revolution and it resulted in our Constitution.

Anyway, I saw this picture of him and I thought he looked awfully familiar:


Then it struck me: that he looks like the face on cans of our favorite snack!

 

Nothing goes with communism "socialism" like delicious beet chips (or beet "crisps" if you're a dickless British capitulator).

Reference: 
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/0 ... es-hatred/

Socialism only ever produced 'tree bark chips' after centrally planned agriculture failed to produce.

I'm thinking that he's not a "ladies' man".

Just a guess.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

8/20/2026, 11:20 am

I'm thinking that he's not a "ladies' man".

Just a guess.

From only a photo? That's some impressive gaydar, Comrade.

And i agree.

That guy looks so familiar, but I just cant...

Nawww.  Couldn't be.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

8/20/2026, 2:36 pm

That guy looks so familiar, but I just cant...

Nawww.  Couldn't be.

> gasp <

Perhaps his stringy Marxstache will be as glorious as mine when his testicles drop.   It appears this comrade redistributed hair from his hairline.  

Comrade Jenkem wrote: ↑

8/21/2026, 9:35 pm

Perhaps his stringy Marxstache will be as glorious as mine when his testicles drop.   It appears this comrade redistributed hair from his hairline.  

Let's have a closer look and let The People™ decide.

 

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

8/20/2026, 2:36 pm

That guy looks so familiar, but I just cant...

Nawww.  Couldn't be.

This very image was posted through out Tractor Barn #2.

Real,

Texas grows cotton, still.


I’m grateful your head covering was unstolen by the gay nuclear waste disposal scientist and you find pictures of some guy pretending to be you, just with a raccoon tail added, on the side.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

8/20/2026, 1:58 pm

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

8/20/2026, 11:20 am

I'm thinking that he's not a "ladies' man".

Just a guess.

From only a photo? That's some impressive gaydar, Comrade.

And i agree.

I *did* say it was a guess. I never verify in these cases.