The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades! Gas Costs will be slashed through Tire Regulations.



Look for tire slashing regulators working the parking lot.

No doubt that the tires will have requirements that vary by region, primarily due to environmental regulations, which will result in a special, more costly region-only tire, along with nosebleed disposal costs for used tires. I'll bet that Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona will have a new customer base.

Tire Slashing Regulators in California will assist drivers in paying less at the pump. Some drivers may never pay high gas prices at the pump, again.



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Comrade Trashmouth indeed has the vision. Additionally, southbound re-appropriated cars can easily provide logistical solutions for tire supply needed by Norteños.

Honest Juan's Tire Emporium (open 24 hours a day, no cover charge anytime) is opening soon just around the corner from Unbolt-N-Run Auto Parts Mercado. Juan's originally opened in Juarez with franchises coming soon to Del Rio, Acuña, and Tijuana (ask for Pablo).

Miss Mona LIsa Vito is very much against regulating tires.

Especially if you don't have posi-traction.