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9/9/2026, 10:14 am
Colonel Obyezyana
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With one dissenting vote from the U.S.S.A. and several abstentions, the United Nations voted to recommend that the world's nations minimize use of Mercator projection maps of the world (because it makes Africa look too small) and maximize an Equal Earth projection (that makes Africa look huge).

It should be called the U.N.'s "Cognitive Justice and Memorial Restoration Map" because it's about nothing other than selective perceptions and racialist equity bullshit. 

Without diving too deeply, here's a Mercator projection world map that's been in popular use since the 17th century, the distortions being a navigational aid for mariners:

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Common Mercator projection map of the world.

And here's an artist's conception of U.N.'s preferred map, intended to make Africa feel better about itself by identifying centuries of minimization and belittlement by Mercator's unbalanced, distorted Western colonialist centrism and cancelling it as an act of cognitive justice and memorial reparation:

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Artist's conception of U.N.'s preferred map.

There are several major classes of map projection, each with a variety of subsets, and the Robinson projection seems closest to the U.N. heart's desire as may be seen in this chart:


But the best way to fully appreciate the woke lunacy of the useless U.N. is by reading its own preposterous report on the matter. 

http://news.un.org/en/story/2026/09/1168284


 


9/9/2026, 11:56 am
jackalopelipsky
Where’s Hawaii? And how bigly is Hawaii missing in this New Order Map? This Africa-centric map is wrong on so many levels. I’m sure neither Elvis, or Tulsi!! were consulted by UN. Instead, some female jury of Face Book Community made this decision. This can’t be happening.


9/9/2026, 4:13 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"...feel better about itself..."

if we could use that as the foundation of all decisions, we could make Next Tuesday™ happen before lunch tomorrow...

What could possibly go wrong?


9/9/2026, 4:14 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
jackalopelipsky wrote:
9/9/2026, 11:56 am
Where’s Hawaii? And how bigly is Hawaii missing in this New Order Map? This Africa-centric map is wrong on so many levels. I’m sure neither Elvis, or Tulsi!! were consulted by UN. Instead, some female jury of Face Book Community made this decision. This can’t be happening.

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9/9/2026, 6:30 pm
jackalopelipsky
Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
9/9/2026, 4:14 pm
jackalopelipsky wrote:
9/9/2026, 11:56 am
Where’s Hawaii? And how bigly is Hawaii missing in this New Order Map? This Africa-centric map is wrong on so many levels. I’m sure neither Elvis, or Tulsi!! were consulted by UN. Instead, some female jury of Face Book Community made this decision. This can’t be happening.

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Thank you. Getting my latitude adjusted, I now appreciate how the SIZE of Hawaii in no way ratios that of BIG AFRICA and its equatorial spread. Tropic of Cancer lacks the circumference necessary to make Hawaii appear biglyer. I see that now.