11/3/2026, 3:28 pm
In Texazistan, lack of literacy among animals is a problem at TPC SUBWH swimming pool. The sign clearly states, “No animals allowed in pool.” However, animal illiteracy has Mr. and Mrs. Malardavic, adolescent Heronisky, and four Otterovits enjoying the delight of our cement paved and tiled pool because they can’t read the sign.
Animal literacy is solution.
What if dogs were read to by Portland's learning to be literate elementary and middle school public school student-teachers? Imagine the literacy! Literal!
Not if Islam has anything to say about it.
Islam hates literacy. Islam probably hates animals, too.
Don't SHARIA Portland's Dog Literacy Program.
Animal literacy is solution.
What if dogs were read to by Portland's learning to be literate elementary and middle school public school student-teachers? Imagine the literacy! Literal!
Not if Islam has anything to say about it.
Islam hates literacy. Islam probably hates animals, too.
Don't SHARIA Portland's Dog Literacy Program.