The People's Cube - Political Satire

Don't take my word for electing President Obama; here is a partial list of other progressive people and nations that support his candidacy.

Starting with, of course, the one nearest to my heart, the Communist Party USA:http://sweetness-light.com/archive/comm ... a-for-prez

"If Obama's candidacy represented nothing more than the spark for this profound initiative to unite the working class and defeat the pernicious influence of racism, it would be a transformative candidacy that would advance progressive politics for the long term."

And...

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea

"Pyongyang favors Obama because he has vowed to meet leaders of rogue states, such as the North Korean leader, without conditions if elected."

Columbian Liberation Group, FARC

"Obama will not support "Plan Colombia" nor will he sign the TLC (Colombian Free Trade agreement."

Fidel Castro:

"Obama without doubt is, from the social and human point, the most advanced candidate running for the U.S. presidency."

Hamas

“We like Mr. Obama, and we hope that he will win the elections."

Louis Farrakhan

"This young man is the hope of the entire world that America will change and be made better."

The Iranian Parliament

"We are leaning more in favor of Barack Obama because he is more flexible and rational."

Father Michael Pfleger

Libyan Leader Mu'ammar Al-Qadhafi

Pastor Jeremiah Wright
Syrian President Bashar Assad

...Syria wants Senator Obama to win the presidential election to help Syrian President Bashar Assad bring back prosperity to Syria..."

Marxist Thinker and Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega

Ortega said he has "faith in God and in the North American people, and aboveall in the youth, that the moment of great change in the U.S. will comeand it will act differently, with justice and equality toward allnations"

The New Black Panther Party

Al-Qaeda

"O God, humiliate Bush and his party, O Lord of the Worlds, degrade and defy him," Abu Yahya al-Libi said at the end of sermon marking the Muslim feast of Eid al-Fitr, in a video posted on the Internet.

Castro called Obama a man possessed of “great intelligence” with fine “debating skills” and a “work ethic” to make any party member proud. Barack Obama, Castro declared, is “doubtless, from the social and human points of view, the most progressive candidate to the US presidency.”

Castro called Obama's analysis of poverty in Latin America “a magnificent description of imperialist globalization: the globalization of empty stomachs!”

“We ought to thank him for it,” he added.

Yes! And if Obama is elected we can be more progressive like Cuba, with all your needs provided by the government! Why would any Cuban want to leave such a workers paradise to come live in an oppressive, capitalist nation where workers are exploited like the United States?

I can just see....Castro, Obama, and Chavez meeting together to advise each other on economic policy.

Professor Kurgman PhD^3

SITE said militant postings on al Qaeda-linked websites typically discuss Obama in terms of his race, or his religion and foreign policy. Some forecast a racial crisis dividing the United States if he wins. Others say his planned phased withdrawal from Iraq would be a boon to al Qaeda's affiliate and give it a base for Middle East expansion.



I'd love to check out the militant postings about al Qaeda. Wonder what they are saying about his race and religion??? Yes, the World will be ready for Obama after he decimates
this country.

Progressive World Leaders Open Hearts To President Obama

Comrade Red Square

Please ignore the e-mail I sent you. The problem seems to have cleared up?

The video of September 11th brought back all the horror like it was yesterday. And then to hear the asshole say he will cut our defenses in this world of religious zealots, loathsome dictators and onerous nations bent on world domination.... Good ole Joe Biden was right and it pains me to say that. The One will be tested and I doubt it will take six months for the ominous event to happen. Meanwhile the Democrats will be running around like the chickenshits they are, wondering why they cut the defenses again?

MAY GOD BLESS US ALL!

signing off in disgust,

Che Gourmet

Citizen,

Could you explain how Jimmy Carter's endorsement of the Messiah, failed to make your list? After all he is America's greatest living political failure! Certainly, his efforts the derail the economy, weaken our military, and his work with Habitat for Humility qualify him for some sort of "Honorable Mention"? By the way I once tried "Billy Beer" and it damn near killed me! Does anyone remember the Carter family's diabolical plan to poison the poor?


Publius

Comrade Pulius,

I don't understand how you could say such things about the great progressive leader Carter? After all that he has done to improve relations in Iran for the U.S. of kkka? His work with Habitat for Humanity? ...caring good heartedness of the new socialist movement in America. why should one work for the home they live in? (But you may be right, the Carters have poisoned the poor with the idea that the state should provide for you, and not yourself.)

Comrades,

What further proof do we need? When the world's self-appointed leaders and spokespeople tell us what to do, it is our duty to do it. Just look at Fidel and Qadafi: Both took power from--sorry, to--the people in bloody--er, sorry--largely bloodless armed insurrections. As Comrade Obama's neighbor and human-speedbump-experienced former colleague Bill Ayers has noted in Prairie Fire, violence is necessary. For without it, people might get hurt, and Comrade Obama would hate to see anyone get hurt (except for those who deserved it or were inconvenient).

All the above know that each time I stub my toe, pop a zit, squeeze out a fart, or collect a paycheck from which not enough tax has been deducted, Comrade Obama cries because he feels collective universal pain, especially since he'll be the first half-black President, whereas Bill Clinton shall remain the first wholly black white President.

As an aside, did being the first black white President make Bill Clinton actually gray? My memories were that he was rather colorful, a "person of color," as it/he were. Oh, I've answered my own question, I think.

Comrade Tovarich

I know that this has been an eternal election cycle, but now all is well in The Progressive World of Next Tuesday. Now that we are secure with the Obamessiah ready to take the reins (like yesterday, man!), we comrades need to be careful to use the "cone of silence" when posting our unique views. Look at your last post and you will understand. The last two words, comrade! Last warning!

with all respect,

Che' Gourmet

Comrade Che Gourmet,

You are correct. Double-plus-good thank you.

By the way, do you have a good recipe for Cuban black bean soup? I need pah-tay chow.

Comrade Tovarich

Please check your e-mail, comrade. Hope you enjoy!

your "food is my life" Chef

Che Gourmet

(off)
Anyone else see one too many problems with this many commies endorsing this guy?

The Egyptian Ikhwan congratulates everybody on the election of The One. (Hat tip: CBS Internet Terror Monitor)



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