The People's Cube - Political Satire

One will not know until the term of the Obamasiah is over(yeah right).

I'm thinking our Beloved MTE is going to look for every opportunity to hand The One his ass.

Who knows, maybe she's mellowed? HAHAHAHA! No chance! The Clintons are nasty, vengeful people and I can't imagine her spending the next four years playing nice.

Comrade_Elliott wrote:One will not know until the term of the Obamasiah is over(yeah right).

Your bigotry and utter hatred is not welcome, Comrade. His Holiness does not have this "term" you speak of and to suggest he does have a "term" is racist and just hateful and... and... if Oprah were here she would denounce you and then call for your immediate execution.

YOU. SHOULD. BE. ASHAMED.

P.S. -- Spike Lee will do the shooting, my friend, and Spike Lee thinks you are racist.

P.S.S. -- I soiled my pants. I literally soiled my pants. I soiled my pants due to all of the racism -- all of the hateful, hateful bigoted racism -- which is just everywhere on the Cube. I mean, racism, man. Racism! I think we need a few Commissars to do a sweep and find the racist among us.

Commissar M wrote:I'm thinking our Beloved MTE is going to look for every opportunity to hand The One his ass.

Who knows, maybe she's mellowed? HAHAHAHA! No chance! The Clintons are nasty, vengeful people and I can't imagine her spending the next four years playing nice.

I agree, they could be looking for revenge of our soon-to-be new leader.

Commissar M wrote:I'm thinking our Beloved MTE is going to look for every opportunity to hand The One his ass.

Who knows, maybe she's mellowed? HAHAHAHA! No chance! The Clintons are nasty, vengeful people and I can't imagine her spending the next four years playing nice.

The Clintons are racist. They are dirty, drity racist who are bigots and racist and hate everything. Racist Clintons. Just racist, racist Clintons doing hateful and bigoted things in the name of hate, racism and bigotry. Hate. Hate. Hate. Racist homophobes scared of hope, change and a society that doesn't tolerate hateful bigoted racist homophobes and Christianist pigs all!

Shame. Pure shame.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:

Comrade_Elliott wrote:One will not know until the term of the Obamasiah is over(yeah right).

Your bigotry and utter hatred is not welcome, Comrade. His Holiness does not have this "term" you speak of and to suggest he does have a "term" is racist and just hateful and... and... if Oprah were here she would denounce you and then call for your immediate execution.

YOU. SHOULD. BE. ASHAMED.

P.S. -- Spike Lee will do the shooting, my friend, and Spike Lee thinks you are racist.

P.S.S. -- I soiled my pants. I literally soiled my pants. I soiled my pants due to all of the racism -- all of the hateful, hateful bigoted racism -- which is just everywhere on the Cube. I mean, racism, man. Racism! I think we need a few Commissars to do a sweep and find the racist among us.

Honorable Chairman,
what do you think the (yeah right) was about? We both know the Obamasiah will have no term limit, I am sorry though, I can see how it confused you, I think my slisdexya is acting pu again.

The Clintons are racist. They are dirty, drity racist who are bigots and racist and hate everything. Racist Clintons. Just racist, racist Clintons doing hateful and bigoted things in the name of hate, racism and bigotry. Hate. Hate. Hate. Racist homophobes scared of hope, change and a society that doesn't tolerate hateful bigoted racist homophobes and Christianist pigs all!

I just had a glorious swig of "Al Gore's vodka" and can't recall the "Klintens". WTF?

I remember Bill's last words as he and Hillary got on the plane in 2000;

" It's been a great ride " ( I'm not kidding )

Now Hillary has been escorted from the amusement park by Black Panthers.


I think she's pissed.

Hillary will serve us well in the Senate, along with Biden, who'll be the President of the Senate. She may yet prove to be an asset to the Party in crafting legislation to usher in the New World of This Tuesday™. Only time will tell if the Party decides to allow her to retain her Senate seat.

Another concern, Comrades, is the return to the Senate of Cardboard Cutout McShame and the Traitor, Lieberman. These two are an abomination and must be dealt with harshly.Maybe the Chairman can send his soiled pants to them and make them clean and press them for him.

Blessed be the Obama and the New World of This Tuesday™! May your checks be in your mailbox and may your mortgages be paid!

My recommendation is that KGB Vice-Chairwoman Ivana Ghetirovsky pull one of her number 205s. She shows up at Hillary's claiming the desire to confer with her on a private matter. After a few Stolichnaya 1994s, she shimmies down to a leather number resembling Carrie Ann Moss in the Matrix. Hillary, with her well-known proclivities, will be tied up within minutes and Ivana will be spanking her raw - prrrrr! You get the idea. Hillary becomes a legend and we purrge the party of the center-right deviationists.

Vote Yes for proposition 281: Eliminate Hillary by LDS (Lesbian Dominatrix Subterfuge).

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Hillary will serve us well in the Senate, along with Biden, who'll be the President of the Senate. She may yet prove to be an asset to the Party in crafting legislation to usher in the New World of This Tuesday™. Only time will tell if the Party decides to allow her to retain her Senate seat.

Another concern, Comrades, is the return to the Senate of Cardboard Cutout McShame and the Traitor, Lieberman. These two are an abomination and must be dealt with harshly.Maybe the Chairman can send his soiled pants to them and make them clean and press them for him.

Blessed be the Obama and the New World of This Tuesday™! May your checks be in your mailbox and may your mortgages be paid!

Comrade Zarkof

I'm certainly down with that statement!

Hailing from the NY collective, I know that our MTE will serve us well and keep a watchful eye on Chuck the Schmuck Schumer LOL and our (sitting in a pile of crap) Governor Patterson.

Perhaps our new Leader-elect will be forgiving (still LOL) and allow her to craft legislation "for the children." That is if she can figure out just how the One's health and education programs will work. And that way, Uncle Joe can keep the One informed about what she is up to(you know, keep your friends close; but your enemies closer). We all know how deceitful...magnanimous she can be.

ON WITH THE PURGES, COMRADES!

your comrade in anticipation,

Che' Gourmet

Hot news, just in.......The Pres-Elect is going to select a "shelter pup" for his daughters to pay them...thank them for their good behavior performancesduring the campaign. Such an shrewd move to help the homeless pooches, just like he is going to help the poor and helpless proles of the new and improved USSA..

Comrade Begemot

I like this proposition 281. I am all tingly. prrrrr!

Comrades

We have new Senator here in NC. Think she'll make nice with Hillary?

Bad Dole banished, but we have a new Governor too.

Meow wrote:Racist homophobes scared of hope, change and a society that doesn't tolerate hateful bigoted racist homophobes and Christianist pigs all!

Chairman, I could not agree more. Our Many Titted Empress has been a continual thorn in my side. I cannot tell you how many times I've had to paint over graffiti here at Rancho de Rio Grande when she was here. And I cannot tell you how many times she's been here, drunk on the blood of rich white Republican virgin girls, that she would start making cracks about silly queens, while looking, one-eyed drunk, at Bruno. Well, Bruno <i>is</i> a silly queen but it's homophobic to point that out.

And she made some very disapproving comments about Jesse Jackson too, going so far as to quote Lee Atwater. "He's an Astro-turf toilet plunger." Now that's racist.

She also said that she was more a a woman than Dolly Parton, which is sexist. And it became homophobic when Bruno fell on the floor laughing and said, "Babe, only if Dolly's tits fell 2 feet and couldn't be told from her ass." She then charged him, her trotters digging into my marble floors, screeching, "I'll kill you, you sorry excuse for Liza Minelli." That's homophobic. And untrue. He's a sorry excuse for Carmen Miranda.

Lesson number one to Party Members. The truth ain't for shit. The only thing that counts is a Party-approved lie. Do <i>not</i> let either of the Clintons get drunk around you--<i>in vino veritas</i> or in the case of our MTE <i>in sanguine veritas</i> or you'll have a case of a Thoughtcrime™.

Now Bruno is a silly queen. But to say it is homophobia.

Jesse Jackson is an Astro-turf toilet plunger. But to say it is racism.

But we're having the coldest winter in a long time but there's global warming.

It's freezing very early in the Midwest but there's global warming.

There are more acres of forest than there were 150 years ago. But we're cutting down the forests.

Get it, comrades? Lie, lie, lie.

And the Chosen One, the Sonorous Unctuous Vacuity, the SUV, will be thereby elevated.

Comrades,

If you all pick different answers on the polls, how will junior party member know correct answer to pick. Current results (4 - 0 - 4 - 5) not anywhere near unanimity. Please tell me what is consensus, or just reset poll numbers.

Did you not learn anything from our Great Leader comrade Lenin? This is not a problem - just purge the Mensheviks until we have a majority. Those who voted "5" - sorry, but we are forced to relocate you to sunny Novosibirsk where you will mine coal and cut fish heads. That leaves the two 4s, which at least has some hypnotically pleasing appeal of equality going for it. So "4s" - up for a game of Russian roulette? Didi - Meow!

Comrades, if you note my avatar, I am the director of unanimous caring, compassion, backstabbing and impaling for the common good™. Which means that whatever I vote counts.

Now I can be persuaded that a few differences of opinion are worth overlooking. It is an insult of course for a comrade to accept money in a socialist society. And to overlook these differences I expect to be grossly insulted, as was Poo-Bah in <i>The Mikado</i>.