9/9/2005, 12:26 pm
From the Drudge Report:
Roemer told the stunned hosts: "The second thing we should do is put somebody like former President Jimmy Carter in charge of rebuilding New Orleans."
Yes, my friends, yes! Is there anyone better suited for the job? In times of crisis in the United States, when the "Misery Index" is on the climb, we must return to the fundamentals. We must find a man so omptimistic, so ready to look at the bright side of things, so in love with America that he will hasten our rebuilding effort. I do see a role for Carter, as well as roles for Michael Moore and George Soros.
What I envision is a diverse city: A kremlin-style court house with surrounding tepees, multiple identical thirty-story buildings made from mud and hemp and free homes and produce for all.
Large areas of New Orleans will be left fallow for wildlife. Huge solar panels and crop harvests will make the city self-sufficient. A solar-powered monorail system will provide transportation with no CO2 emissions. Collective farming will be the norm. Women and men will wear identical uniforms. All hair will be shorn. Each job will be occupied by a member of each race. Utopia awaits. I have signed up -- have you?