The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear United Statesians:

I hate to tell you this, but I have been calculating the death toll in my city from Katrina. After several dry runs and calulations, I am here to confirm that ONE HUNDRED GAZILLION BILLION TRILLION are dead. Now, that is alot of people. We will need ONE HUNDRED ZARILLION GAGILLION dollars to make things right. After all, money cures everything.

Dear United Statesians,

Much has been made of Ray and I and "why didn't we get our people out" blah blabbedy blah. Well, lookit this:

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We MADE SURE every citizen had access to one of these. Now tell me they couldn't pedal their way out of New Orleans!

How come only 197 are dead, Ray? Where are the 9,803 other bodies? Is there a cover-up?

And why the hell didn't they leave when the evacuation notice was given?