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1/29/2009, 11:15 pm
Nancy
I want Limbaugh
STOPPED.
I want the House Republicans
GONE.
I want to be...
STIMULATED.
Call your Commissar, peons.
Call 'em and tell 'em you want the Obama Stimulus of Hope
PASSED. PASSED. PASSED.
1/29/2009, 11:35 pm
Commissar Obamissar V
Chill out Comrade Nancy!
It will pass without a single Rethuglikkkan vote.
-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products
1/29/2009, 11:50 pm
Marshal Pupovich
AP is doing their part, coming out with as evil looking a picture as they could find of the Rushitler.
1/30/2009, 12:20 am
Marshal Pupovich
Great Stalin's Ghost Nancy! I am
laughing sad to report this, but I was perusing the Sports section and ran across a story.... and it's accompanying picture.... It's not pretty....
One question: Who put this lady, Nancy Pelosi, in charge of stimulating the country?
BTW, what sort of ungodly growth is that which appears to have taken up residence on your lip on the right? It almost looks like a miniature fried rat on a stick, or perhaps some discarded fetus?
1/30/2009, 12:28 am
Proletarian Robot
Whoever put her in charge of stimulating I must say it worked! My lower GI tract is very stimulated...now if you'll excuse me.......
P.S. The lip was slightly injured when they removed her tusks.....
1/30/2009, 12:29 am
Proletarian Robot
There..that's better. I'm back now...did I miss anything??
1/30/2009, 2:13 am
Commissar Obamissar V
Comrades, she's stimulating the production of People's Tasty Cream and People's Partially Digested Joy for those who do not feel like expending the effort of chewing their own food. The nanny state can now be like a mommy bird, thanks to Comrade Pelosivich.
-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products
1/30/2009, 5:08 am
Komrade Zarkof
Either that or she caught Bwaney Fwank in the cloakroom with one of his "banking" friends.
1/30/2009, 9:59 am
Commissarka Pinkie
Oh looky! It's the Nanny from
Muppet Babies!
Now tell me this doesn't sound like Congressional Democrats:
The Muppet Babies live in a large nursery watched over by Nanny, the only human character in the show. The babies have active imaginations, and often embark on adventures into imaginary worlds and perilous situations from which they are eventually returned to reality by some external event, such as Nanny coming to see what the noise was. They are constantly finding ways to entertain themselves in creative ways, and learning to work together to solve problems and survive their wild imagined adventures.
Each episode included a single storyline. Usually the babies were confronted with a child-like problem, such as fear of the dentist, or a question, such as 'where do muffins come from?' Other times, they were simply finding ways to amuse themselves with old toys or video tape equipment. The babies would then enter into their imaginations, transforming their toys into everything from time machines to pirate ships. Nearly every episode contained one song, and occasionally more than one. After the credits, the episodes would end with Animal shouting out his catchphrase 'Go bye-bye!' usually while Gonzo blasted off into the sky due to some accident he or Animal had caused.
1/30/2009, 10:13 am
Che Gourmet
Komrade Zarkof wrote:Either that or she caught Bwaney Fwank in the cloakroom with one of his "banking" friends.
No worries comrades. Speaker Pelosi has put the quash on Bwarny's coatroom antics!
1/30/2009, 1:55 pm
Comrade Whoopie
Actually comrades, I'm relieved to see that Rushitler has supplanted Bushitler as an object of hate and scorn. I feel listless and out of sorts without someone to hate obsessively.
I was worried that we'd eventually turn on Dear Leader himself.
Thank you Dear Leader for your blessed gift of rage.
1/30/2009, 5:08 pm
Opiate of the People
I'm so glad to hear this. Tonight, when my telescreen tuned to the Party-approved news channels displays the picture of this evil Limbaugh villian, and the Party-approved news-reader informs me of the trouble he has perpetrated today, I and my family will sit and denounce him loudly (and my dog will growl) until the commercial comes on. Then, we will party like it's 1984! Thank you, Big Brother Obama! Thank you, Big Sister Pelosi! It's good to finally know who is responsible for all my earthly problems.
1/30/2009, 5:27 pm
Commissar L.R. Star
just dont forget your two minute hate for the day....
<img width="550" src="
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Oh Crap wrong forum........
::::: runs out of room::::::
1/30/2009, 8:22 pm
Red Square
I'm thinking that today parts of 1984 could be rewritten with only minor adjustments. Just substitute Ingsoc for Change(tm), War for Crisis, and Goldstein for Limbaugh.
1/30/2009, 10:02 pm
DDR Kamerad
AAAAAAUGGHHHHHH! HISSSSSSSS! GNASH! GNASH! GNASH!
I HATE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE!
HERE! HAVE SOME OXYCONTIN! COURTESY OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIK OF KANADA!
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! AIR AMERICA WILL OVERTAKE YOU YET!
Okay, that was my two minutes' worth...
1/31/2009, 12:19 am
Marshal Pupovich
Commissar LR Star, have you lost your once solidly socialist mind? I can only wonder if this was just a simple mistake. I smell ThoughtCrime™! We demand an explanation!
1/31/2009, 12:22 am
Marshal Pupovich
Red Square wrote:
I'm thinking that today parts of 1984 could be rewritten with only minor adjustments. Just substitute Ingsoc for Change(tm), War for Crisis, and Goldstein for Limbaugh.
Eggselent! The only improvement I can think of would be to add one of the Rushitler's foul, earth destroying, exploiting peasant cigars,
1/31/2009, 2:31 pm
Commissar_Elliott
Nancy,
we both know this will be our second-priority after getting the House Republicans ousted.
2/2/2009, 12:04 pm
Commissar L.R. Star
Comrade..... just throwing cocktails......, er fuel, on the fire to see how many dissidents throw their head up so that we may allow them to be re-educated. This is humbly do because "Yes We Can!"
