Comrades! Yes it is once again time for the frequently "distributed"
Oh-Bambi Awards. This award is given to the outstanding "Liberal of the Moment" who publically and vocally espouses
but not necessarily follows the Liberal Code of Conduct.
This Code of Conduct includes, but is not limited to the following: Advancing the
Global Warming Climate Change Cause, Marching the Green Movement Forward, Fully Supporting the Stimulus Package and the
$13.00, $8.00 per Week Increase for Low Income Families, Trusting Fully in what the MSM Says, Supporting Obama's Wave of Pure Unadulterated Socialism and much more!
Competition is Fierce this block, so let's look at the Candidates!
#1. Tom Daschle: Tom is the definitely the favorite this year. He played the role of an American Taxpayer. His outstanding performance was given additional credibility secondary to his former job as Head of both the Senate Finance and Senate Ethics Committees! His endearing speech:
"Make no mistake, tax cheats cheat us all and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter" was riveting!
#2. Nancy Pelosi: Watch Nancy perform as the tough but tender hearted "Mother Speakeress," as she pushed through the largest and most impossible to pay-off financial bail-out in history. Why did she do it? It was for the children of course! Her role was especially poignant given her hard pro-abortion stance.
#3. Timothy Geithner: Tim also played an American Taxpayer. Uh-oh, we have two Libs trying to play the same role this time! Tim's the under-dog as he does not have Tom's Senate cred. However, he was labeled a financial genius and was vetted despite owing significantly more in back taxes than Tom. Good luck Tim!
#4. Hilda Solis: This spicy Latina really showed us her acting skills as she played both a Congresswoman and an active Lobbyist for ARW
at the same time ! She did all of it without violating multiple major House Ethics Rules,
or did she? Her duplicitous performance made her a shoe-in nominee and the performance itself was as unforgettable as was her quote:
"We are all American's whether legalized or not."
#5. Barney Frank: Barney played the well meaning but inept proctologist who set into motion the largest group of financial institution collapses since the Great Depression! His part as a catalyst in creating the largest and most expensive bail out in history is only second to his performance on the Bill O'Reilly Show. When Bill confronted him concerning his part in the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac debacle, Barney showed his cinematic ranges by going from proctologist to hysterical drama queen in an instant as he denied anything to do with it and blamed everything on George Bush Jr.
#6. Henrietta Hughes: This is our last nominee. Henrietta is a relatively new comer to the front page liberal scene. But despite that, her "Obama I love you speech" at Obama's Town-Hall meeting at Fort Myers Florida was a tear-jerker! It had the MSM balling their eyes out and tossing free houses her way. It seems however,
Henrietta was not as homeless as we were first lead to believe. Apparently she has been running her
government assistance shell game for quite some time. Besides her great acting skills, she is something of an internet genius for a homeless person, as
her web site was up and running mere hours after the town hall meeting!
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The suspense is killing us, so without further ado, the winner of this block's Oh-Bambi Award is .............
Henrietta Hughes!! Henrietta displayed outstanding thespian skills as she played a media shill for Obama's town hall meeting! Not being as destitute as we were lead to believe, it was her ability to outright lie and hold on to the philosophy of "The means justifies the end" that clearly marks her as a liberal who is up and coming. The MSM also has notable mention here as they did not vet her at all compared to what they did to "Joe the Plumber!" Also it was nice to see
Obama branch out and employ speakers
instead of fainters at his speeches.
