This triumph of socialist engineering combines a regular Chinese SKS rifle with the ability to take AK-47 magazines. (The fact that the idea was perfected by capitalist swine seeking to increase their ability to sell SKS' is immaterial and irrelevant.) I hope Obama lets me keep this one.
2/23/2009, 11:35 pm
Red Jim
Comrade, would you have a link or can you PM me a link to that Inner Circle?
2/24/2009, 1:54 am
Robert Gibbs
Uh, well... Uh... Obviously the... Uh... The president has obviously made it, uh, made it clear that we would, uh, obviously try to limit the amount of... Uh... Obviously limit the amount of deadly... Uh... Deadly weapons like the... Uh... Obviously like the SKS-M from falling into the... Uh... Falling into obviously the wrong hands.
Obviously.
2/24/2009, 2:49 am
DDR Kamerad
Yes...uh...it does not meet...uh...the...uh...total standards to pass the...uh...Kalifornia Assault Weapons Ban.
[off]
And people ridiculed W for his speech. Paybacks are hell!
2/27/2009, 3:54 pm
duhflushtech
What's with the butthole stock? Reminds me of a neutered MAK-90.
2/28/2009, 3:08 am
Colonel 7.62
duhflushtech wrote:What's with the butthole stock? Reminds me of a neutered MAK-90.
I denounce you foolish prole! That thumbhole stock was designed to get around evil capitalist import bans, so our fraternal socialist brothers in Red China could continue to flood the US market with communist guns. Besides, I like it.
2/28/2009, 12:50 pm
Red Jim
[off] I replaced the wooden stock on my PMT with a synthetic Dragunov style stock. The stock needs some trimming, clearance for the scope mount, bevel the sides where the gas tube fits into the stock.
2/28/2009, 3:47 pm
duhflushtech
Comrade7.62 wrote:
duhflushtech wrote:What's with the butthole stock? Reminds me of a neutered MAK-90.
I denounce you foolish prole! That thumbhole stock was designed to get around evil capitalist import bans, so our fraternal socialist brothers in Red China could continue to flood the US market with communist guns. Besides, I like it.
Bah. I am just more equal and enlightened than you are. Basically, what you have is an SKS trying to be an AK. Of course, you could have just skipped the whole SKS thing and gone straight to the AK.
In all seriousness though, nice rifle. I have a yugo 59/66 myself. But I prefer AK-74s and 47s myself.
2/28/2009, 4:30 pm
edgarinventor
Comrades!
Please acknowledge that your Glorious Ummm-a-uhhh-the... will soon liberate you of all your guns, to protect you from yourselves!
In light of such good news, you can now browse, for Progressive indoctrination and indignation only, this very Reactionary Site, about building your own guns:
No need to panic, on the inner Liberal circles, though:
It is a proven fact that an average Liberal, when issued a Phillips screwdriver, will attempt to clear earwax off with it.
The worldwide Emo-ish trend of "public education" assures most servants of the State are completely incapable of finishing anything, so no danger whatsoever...
IF those Conservative Neanderthals that still can build things, are kept under very close surveillance!
For the greater good,
as set by Commissar Geroge Soros, and the other Illuminati Proletariat Heroes of the Left,
edgarinventor
2/28/2009, 5:03 pm
Commissar Obamissar V
duhflushtech wrote:
Comrade7.62 wrote:
duhflushtech wrote:What's with the butthole stock? Reminds me of a neutered MAK-90.
I denounce you foolish prole! That thumbhole stock was designed to get around evil capitalist import bans, so our fraternal socialist brothers in Red China could continue to flood the US market with communist guns. Besides, I like it.
Bah. I am just more equal and enlightened than you are. Basically, what you have is an SKS trying to be an AK. Of course, you could have just skipped the whole SKS thing and gone straight to the AK.
In all seriousness though, nice rifle. I have a yugo 59/66 myself. But I prefer AK-74s and 47s myself.
I DENOUNCE JOETHEPLUMMERWANNABE!! Who do you think you are, questioning the Obamissar of People's Morale Enforcers! Nobody could be more equal than Comrade7.62 when it comes to Old-Skool (and new-skool) Commie Gats! Keep it up prole. You'll find yourself on the wrong end of a People's Bayonet Squeegee, or Platform 6 at the rate you're going.
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
2/28/2009, 6:17 pm
edgarinventor
Robert Gibbs wrote:Uh, well... Uh... Obviously the... Uh... The president has obviously made it, uh, made it clear that we would, uh, obviously try to limit the amount of... Uh... Obviously limit the amount of deadly... Uh... Deadly weapons like the... Uh... Obviously like the SKS-M from falling into the... Uh... Falling into obviously the wrong hands.
Obviously.
Comrade, it's heartwarming that your One is so eagerly following the footsteps of our Zeropean Leaders!
I can remember one such Enlightened Liberals from this side of the Ocean, they call themselves openly Socialists here, uttering the remark "all firearms are in good hands, now". (He just sent the Police to beat up some old Gypsies with rusty shotguns, and harass legally-owned firearms collectors, for the enjoyment of the Populace...)
No sooner he said that, gun crimes sky rocketed.
But what's the problem?
1. Proles got shot, not real people;
2. They mostly got shot with illegal firearms, that for all purposes, do not exist, on Socialist Countries, and their Merdia, pardon my French, Media;
3. The Illustrious Leader said "in good hands", and I never saw a firearm in good feet, bad hands won't hold anything, so they MUST all be in good hands!
Get used to this, too, you just bought your one-way ticket into Retard Land, I.E. Civilized Social-Democracy...
For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heroes (for now) of the Left,
edgarinventor
2/28/2009, 7:07 pm
duhflushtech
If I have wrongly offended an Obamissar, I sincerely apologize. I was out doing the One's bidding and so was unable to be here receiving my signals, and was unaware that he was promoted.
Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:
You'll find yourself on the wrong end of a People's Bayonet Squeegee, or Platform 6 at the rate you're going.
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
Hey. at least it would be a bayonet. The less-equal SKS-M doesn't even have that. Heck, I wonder where Comrade 7.62's loyalties really lie, since the pictured weapon came from china originally, and not the Russian motherland! And China is allowing the factories of kapitalist pigs to be set up in their country.
Anyway, the AK-74 is more efficient in persuading the anti-One crowd to follow his lead to progress.
2/28/2009, 7:26 pm
Commissar Obamissar V
He's been awarded the meaningless title of Obamissar of People's Morale Enforcers by me. Being an Obamissar means about as much as being a Community Organizer, but it sounds good and it makes proles think it's a title so has some purpose and rates a bit more reverence than is reserved for a mere prole.
When the goal is international Communism under Party-led hegemony, the origin of the weapon matters not; they're all red on the inside. As Comrade7.62 will undoubtedly state, some are more equal than others, however. He has many others, as I'm sure he'll explain. He's probably down in his workshop in the PPC of Obama, binging on Vodka, and producing People's Rifles.
-COV
3/1/2009, 12:18 am
Colonel 7.62
duhflushtech wrote:
Comrade7.62 wrote:
duhflushtech wrote:What's with the butthole stock? Reminds me of a neutered MAK-90.
I denounce you foolish prole! That thumbhole stock was designed to get around evil capitalist import bans, so our fraternal socialist brothers in Red China could continue to flood the US market with communist guns. Besides, I like it.
Bah. I am just more equal and enlightened than you are. Basically, what you have is an SKS trying to be an AK. Of course, you could have just skipped the whole SKS thing and gone straight to the AK.
In all seriousness though, nice rifle. I have a yugo 59/66 myself. But I prefer AK-74s and 47s myself.
I have a Tula made SKS built in 1955 that is a very slick shooter, so I started accumulating all manner of SKS parts to make sure it keeps running for a very long time. Then I planned to build a Romanian G AK kit, and started acquiring mags. Then this SKS-M popped up at a very reasonable price. And I thought to myself I could now have the best of both worlds, and not have to keep parts around for two guns. Plus I get a milled receiver. I'm thinking about an AK pistol build now in 5.45
3/1/2009, 12:22 am
Colonel 7.62
duhflushtech wrote:If I have wrongly offended an Obamissar, I sincerely apologize. I was out doing the One's bidding and so was unable to be here receiving my signals, and was unaware that he was promoted.
Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:
You'll find yourself on the wrong end of a People's Bayonet Squeegee, or Platform 6 at the rate you're going.
Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
Hey. at least it would be a bayonet. The less-equal SKS-M doesn't even have that. Heck, I wonder where Comrade 7.62's loyalties really lie, since the pictured weapon came from china originally, and not the Russian motherland! And China is allowing the factories of kapitalist pigs to be set up in their country.
Anyway, the AK-74 is more efficient in persuading the anti-One crowd to follow his lead to progress.
Ahh but the SKS-M will be more equal when I mount a bipod on it, and a receiver mounted scope mount. Plus firesights. THEN I will have a People's Designated Marksman Morale Enforcer, and my good Tula made Russian SKS will remain stock, including the bayonet on the end. Besides there are ways to legally retrofit an SKS-M to take a bayonet. I'm just not interested in doing so. If I need a bayonet, one of my Mosin Nagant 91/30's will do the job quite well.
And do not forget that it was the glorious Russians who taught the Chinese to build SKS rifles.
3/1/2009, 12:25 am
Colonel 7.62
Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:He's been awarded the meaningless title of Obamissar of People's Morale Enforcers by me. Being an Obamissar means about as much as being a Community Organizer, but it sounds good and it makes proles think it's a title so has some purpose and rates a bit more reverence than is reserved for a mere prole.
When the goal is international Communism under Party-led hegemony, the origin of the weapon matters not; they're all red on the inside. As Comrade7.62 will undoubtedly state, some are more equal than others, however. He has many others, as I'm sure he'll explain. He's probably down in his workshop in the PPC of Obama, binging on Vodka, and producing People's Rifles.
-COV
My heart swells with meaningless thanks for the meaningless title. It does look fancier than "comrade" though I will admit that. Now I am slightly more equal than the vodka swilling proles making People's Rifles(TM)
3/1/2009, 12:39 am
Commissar Obamissar V
Comrade7.62 wrote:My heart swells with meaningless thanks for the meaningless title. It does look fancier than "comrade" though I will admit that. Now I am slightly more equal than the vodka swilling proles making People's Rifles(TM)
Indeed, someone must be more equal and hold the whip that drives the production of the Rifles. There might be an extra half-beet for you for keeping them in line, not for inventing the People's Rifle though, because that would show a reward for innovation.
3/1/2009, 12:48 am
Colonel 7.62
Ahh an extra half beet even! Naturally innovation cannot be rewarded, but keeping each person in their State Assigned Place is a worthy task.
3/2/2009, 4:11 pm
edgarinventor
Comrades!
While taking a sip of Portuguese Vodka, of the Oporto kind, I received these news from gunless and soon knivelessUSSK, or Britain, as the Reactionaries call it:
The days of the personal 3D printer are coming closer with the launch of uPrint's desktop rapid prototyping 3D printer, which retails at £12,500 in the UK. Designers can ‘print' perfect working models directly from their CAD in tough, durable ABS plastic (which can be sanded, milled, drilled, painted and even electro-plated) – thus lowering production costs, reducing expensive revisions and getting products to market faster
Good news for People Motivational Tool's builders, if the plastic can be "durable ABS plastic", then it may make AKs and G3 non-assault weapons!
Obamas will say "ah, huh, ah hum, the, ah, not an assault weapon!".
Comrade edgarinventor, I could build People's Saturday Night Specials™ from this glorious machine. Since ABS plastic can be electroplated, I can put a nice pimp-o-licious- finish on the guns, and even build up a bit of metal on the bore. Of course since they will mostly be flashed around and shoved in waistbands, it does not matter how well they hold up to actual fire. Of course they will chamber the mighty .25acp round, so perhaps the fact they are made of plastic with a bit of chrome plating is meaningless.
Curse the spies of Bushhitler! Somehow my account was logged out, and I posted the above reply as a lowly "guest." CIA moles on The International Space Station must be using hidden satellites, networked through invisible, silent stealth black helicopters to hack my Cube account! *shakes fist in a menacing fashion at invisible stealth helicopters* "You Bastards!" Corrected by the benevolence of Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich after consulting the Commissar of Satellite Activity- it seems they're not yet re-educated to acknowledge Obamissars in the ISS.
3/3/2009, 5:43 am
Commissar Obamissar V
For the right price, I could fix it for you...
3/3/2009, 6:07 am
Colonel 7.62
Commissar Obamissar V wrote:For the right price, I could fix it for you...
There will be a liter of vodka, three People's Rifles ™ with all attachments, and two beets in the usual place Commissar.
3/3/2009, 6:15 am
Commissar Obamissar V
Consider it done, Comrade Obamissar.
3/3/2009, 6:38 am
Colonel 7.62
Consider me groveling in an appropriate fashion in appreciation for your extra work. Please enjoy the vodka and beets. I must now go and dig extra beets to replace the ones I left for you.
3/3/2009, 6:39 am
edgarinventor
Time for some good, ol' fashioned Reverse Engineering, Soviet Stile!
You just have to dismantle the Capitalist Artifact of your choice, put it on the Master place, and out of a block of the same material, comes the Glorious Soviet Ingenuity's Masterpiece!
Borrow a Comrade's AR, get some real hard tools, and Presto! Give him back the Soviet Version! He will rejoice and give you Vodka!
Groveling AND ensuring a proper harvest? Good move. Wouldn't want to get caught robbing Pupovich to pay Vodkavich. Your devotion to saving your skin and keeping Commissars off your back so you can meet your 5 year plan for People's Rifles is indicative of all we hold dear, Comrade Obamissar.
3/6/2009, 7:16 am
edgarinventor
Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Comrade edgarinventor, I could build People's Saturday Night Specials™ from this glorious machine.
In one word: Glock. (OK, Comrade, it's a name, not a simple word)
But this also solves a lot of AK-un-assault conversions problems.
Ah, the enlightened, superior, intellects of the GGG, or Glorious Gun-ban Gang!
Even a WWI bolt-action rifle with a Pistol grip is an ASSAULT RIFLE!
How dare they save their lives, instead of just becoming passive fatalities?
They're not even Terrorists Freedom Fighters!
The One must act!
3/25/2009, 6:37 pm
Commissar Obamissar V
This creates a hostile work environment for robbers, which, as we all know, are poor, misguided, downtrodden citizens the government has turned its back on. Hands off robbers!!
3/25/2009, 7:23 pm
edgarinventor
Soon the One will end all Crime... Just as there was no Crime in Soviet Russia!
Then, he will abolish getting old, and Cancer, and Death!
Just Hope for the Change!
Already, here in Zeropa, the news from Iraq vanished...
By nothing less than a miracle!
Zeropa's FREE PRESS moguls, and Almighty State TV's Commissars!
I'm what you call a spastic poster, or a compulsive one, but here's a Smiley to horrify Liberals:
@=
User is pro-nuclear war.
Not that I'm pro or against it, I just like to annoy Liberals.
4/4/2009, 9:23 am
edgarinventor
Back to GUNS, oooohhh, yeah!
The new motivational tool from Keltech, no Pistol grip, no ASSAULT WEAPON!
Can even be fired with butt-stock closed.
Something's wrong with me, I've developed an irresistible urge to take one o' these to a firing range...
I'm not a devout Zeropean, I think of America, and think of doing this,
instead of whining, bickering, and bicthing like that Limey biaaaaatch, Sting!
will attempt to clear earwax off with it.
instead of whining, bickering, and bicthing like that Limey biaaaaatch, Sting!