4/7/2009, 2:47 am
The Progressive Military of Next Tuesday
WASHINGTON, April 7 (Asocialistic Press) - In keeping with his campaign promise to reduce spending on frivolous and unnecessary budgetary expenditures, President Obama has targeted several areas of the American Military budget for drastic reductions.
Among the budget cut casualties are two so called next-generation fighters, the F-22 Raptor and F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, both of which were spearheaded by the failed Bush administration. Hoping to avoid complaints from the racist neo-cons not yet part of the Final Solution™ to the capitalist question, Vice President Joe Biden was tasked with finding a more economical and environmentally friendly alternative. The result is the state of the art American Socialist States Fixed Altitude Carbonless Envirofighter.
The A.S.S.F.A.C.E. promises to bring a new dimension to the Progressive Military of Next Tuesday. This truly Progressive fighter operates entirely without the need for fossil fuels, its shell is made entirely of recycled republican voter registration cards (purchased from ACORN) and the cost of producing each Envirofighter is nearly 25% less than what a failed Bush era F-22 or F-35 would cost the taxpayer.
Administration officials are hopeful that such a radical change away from the failed Bush policies of last Monday will usher in a new Progressive era of next Tuesday and bring with it announcements of unconditional surrender from the few rouge nations that continue to oppose the unilateral disarmament of America.
WASHINGTON, April 7 (Asocialistic Press) - In keeping with his campaign promise to reduce spending on frivolous and unnecessary budgetary expenditures, President Obama has targeted several areas of the American Military budget for drastic reductions.
Among the budget cut casualties are two so called next-generation fighters, the F-22 Raptor and F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, both of which were spearheaded by the failed Bush administration. Hoping to avoid complaints from the racist neo-cons not yet part of the Final Solution™ to the capitalist question, Vice President Joe Biden was tasked with finding a more economical and environmentally friendly alternative. The result is the state of the art American Socialist States Fixed Altitude Carbonless Envirofighter.
The A.S.S.F.A.C.E. promises to bring a new dimension to the Progressive Military of Next Tuesday. This truly Progressive fighter operates entirely without the need for fossil fuels, its shell is made entirely of recycled republican voter registration cards (purchased from ACORN) and the cost of producing each Envirofighter is nearly 25% less than what a failed Bush era F-22 or F-35 would cost the taxpayer.
Administration officials are hopeful that such a radical change away from the failed Bush policies of last Monday will usher in a new Progressive era of next Tuesday and bring with it announcements of unconditional surrender from the few rouge nations that continue to oppose the unilateral disarmament of America.