The People's Cube - Political Satire

The gaiety, goodness, and diversity of these dissidents is quite disturbing, and their signs are much too clever for capitalist Bushhitler worshipers.

However, we must walk among them, and film them (as I did), on the rare occasions when they do come away from their evil profiteering.

You will also note that one of them plagiarized an idea from the People's Cube. You will be able to hear me ask him about the People's Cube in the post I made in Red Square's People's Cube Visual Agitation at Tea Parties Post.

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Yesterday was absolutely wonderful and I can't wait for the July 4th protest.

Greeting comrades! Peoples agent Turboski humbly reporting from kkkapitalist collective Austin, TX, USSA. Am delighted to report to the DHS and to Supreme One that there is nothing to fear for the socialist progressive movement in progress. There were only a few obviously racist, right-wing extremists present at the capitol tea party. And no radicalized, bloodthirsty, baby killing military veterans who had returned home from overseas contigency operations. I humbly submit to the collective these covertly obtained spy photographs that prove that the line of extremist, racist, DHS certified domestic terrorists marching down Congress street, starting from steps of state capitol was almost certainly less than 1/2 mile in length. There is no wonder the MSM was not even moved enough to cover the insignificant event. All is safe for the people's progressive movement- nothing to see here. Praise his O'liness! May we rewarded with bountiful beet harvest this year!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Yesterday was absolutely wonderful and I can't wait for the July 4th protest.

There will be one on July 4th?! I'm going to have to participte in this one if they are in the same spots.

Komrade Turboski wrote:Greeting comrades! Peoples agent Turboski humbly reporting from kkkapitalist collective Austin, TX, USSA. Am delighted to report to the DHS and to Supreme One that there is nothing to fear for the socialist progressive movement in progress. There were only a few obviously racist, right-wing extremists present at the capitol tea party. And no radicalized, bloodthirsty, baby killing military veterans who had returned home from overseas contigency operations. I humbly submit to the collective these covertly obtained spy photographs that prove that the line of extremist, racist, DHS certified domestic terrorists marching down Congress street, starting from steps of state capitol was almost certainly less than 1/2 mile in length. There is no wonder the MSM was not even moved enough to cover the insignificant event. All is safe for the people's progressive movement- nothing to see here. Praise his O'liness! May we rewarded with bountiful beet harvest this year!

Komrade Turboski, to see the throngs of people marching through the sacred ground of the heart of the most progressive city of the People's Republic of Austin is quite disturbing to me. I am shaken by this showing. This kind of thing was to be expected in Sugar Land, but not in Travis County. This calls for a violent purge of a grand scale.

Heavens, yes. In Midland, home of the dreaded Bu$hitler, one might see a tax protest, or in Odessa. My lord but I know a man who calls Governor Perry Governor Kerry. Now <i>that's</i> a reactionary.

Where were the Capitol police? The UT Police? Could no one get to the top of the clock tower with a gun and mow them down? I mean, there's a time and a place for everything and if you don't have M1A1 Abrams tanks to take them out, a sniper is your next best bet.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Heavens, yes. In Midland, home of the dreaded Bu$hitler, one might see a tax protest, or in Odessa. My lord but I know a man who calls Governor Perry Governor Kerry. Now <i>that's</i> a reactionary.

Where were the Capitol police? The UT Police? Could no one get to the top of the clock tower with a gun and mow them down? I mean, there's a time and a place for everything and if you don't have M1A1 Abrams tanks to take them out, a sniper is your next best bet.

I'd replace the sniper with a minigun sircomrade, the mowing power of it would send those KKKapitalists back to mother Gaia faster then the Rosie O' Donnal's trips to the buffett bar.

I do take your point, for maximum eradication. But I do think of the visceral pleasure of putting a bullet in the heads of these evil Rethuglicans. Have you noticed what lousy protestors they are? They're not burning American flags! Some of them are actually smiling!

No true progressive smiles. All true progressives snarl. The only smile of a progressive is permitted is in camera, after the passage of another bill which reduces personal choice, for greater freedom of course, or increases public expenditure, for economic recovery, of course, or increases taxes, for the common good, of course.

Then we break out the G&Ts and party like it's 1999!

Now that you mentioned it, I agree, those RethugliKKKans are horrible protesters. I think part of the problem is you see them on camera, so they are smiling on camera, hence, a very fast photographic camera.

However, I agree, where were the angry naked guys with the beard? Where was the flag burning? Where was the police action? And most importantly, Where was the guy with the megaphone, I'm not talking of the microphone with the speakers which could break the sound barrier, I'm talking the real life megaphone.

Maybe as good Progressives and in the name of good comradehood, we should teach them to protest.

The good thing for, Comrade, is that Rethuglicans <i>have jobs</i> and this tea party meant taking off work.

Real protestors are just parasitic layabouts people with insufficient income for their needs owing to oppression by DWEMS. And so they can get out any time that they want, especially is say Soros pays for the bus and a keg or two.

As far as I'm concerned these TEA Party mobs are the antithesis of civilized discourse. I went to one of these events, set up a ticket booth selling one-way tickets to Potyomkingrad, and waved my "Give them Tyranny or Give them Death!" sign but all I got for my trouble was that everyone laughed at me and thought I was part of some gag.

These Right Wingers have no intellectual aptitude whatsoever.

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
Karl Marx Treatment Center

Comrade Otis,

Got a pic of that?

Comrades the glorious Ministry of Truth informs me, this event NEVER happened. Much like Supreme One's proper greeting to King of House of Saud was distorted and misunderstood by enemies of the people. That is why there was ~ no news coverage- there was NO news event occurring.

I must begin reeducation an treatment with 1000 "Hail Obamas, this march NEVER happened". And each time, I must also hit forehead with beet shovel.

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:Comrade Otis,

Got a pic of that?

My parents took a picture of me once.

Once.

There are no pictures of me.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:The good thing for, Comrade, is that Rethuglicans <i>have jobs</i> and this tea party meant taking off work.

Real protestors are just parasitic layabouts people with insufficient income for their needs owing to oppression by DWEMS. And so they can get out any time that they want, especially is say Soros pays for the bus and a keg or two.

What is in the keg? Kool-Aid?

It's Kool Aid only if there is a chance that they might be deposed. But that won't happen with DHS placing all Rethuglican demonstrators on the watch list.

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Since us RethugliKKKans are on the DHS's blacklist, I'd be ready to grab your guns, guts and valuables and ready to defend yourself from their triangles, stars, and thoughtpolice.

Also, I'd watch what you'd drink.

Or live in Texas.

Komrade Turboski wrote:Greeting comrades! Peoples agent Turboski humbly reporting from kkkapitalist collective Austin, TX, USSA.

Ahhhh, Babylon on the lower Colorado, how I miss the homeland.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Heavens, yes. In Midland, home of the dreaded Bu$hitler, one might see a tax protest, or in Odessa. My lord but I know a man who calls Governor Perry Governor Kerry. Now <i>that's</i> a reactionary.

Where were the Capitol police? The UT Police? Could no one get to the top of the clock tower with a gun and mow them down? I mean, there's a time and a place for everything and if you don't have M1A1 Abrams tanks to take them out, a sniper is your next best bet.

Fort Hood is only one hour north of there. Plenty of Armor and attack helos. Will have to be more prepared for July 4th.

Anonymous wrote: I must begin reeducation an treatment with 1000 "Hail Obamas, this march NEVER happened". And each time, I must also hit forehead with beet shovel.

Afterwards, walk around in circles and repeat the following, saying it in repitition slowly and then speak faster and even faster.


O-wah tahgoo siam

I am closer to Fort Bliss, Texas. Perhaps they can muster the troops to quell any protesters.

My bad, There being Austin.