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5/10/2009, 8:18 am
Shovel 4 U
The French have seen our tremendous progress and know the "World of Next Tuesday" is close at hand here in the U.S.S.A.. Workers of the world unite!

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Looks like I be very busy making shovels. I have huge order already from Comrades @ HuffPO.
They love it when I do my Hail Obama's.

Шовел 4 У

Тхе гоод пеопле оф Америца беттер ваке уп реал фаст ор ве вилл бецоме а социалист хелл юст лике тхе финг Френц.


5/10/2009, 5:34 pm
Comrade Whoopie
Indeed revolution is in the air, but it won't be our Leftist cadres who start it, since they are already in power and what would be the point.

No, It's those cursed Tea Party reactionaries I fear. They wave yellow flags emblazoned with a visage of a venomous snake and a not so subtle belligerent warning. They also own 90% of the firearms and worse than that, many are experts with them, having become trained baby killers in the military of the old regime...COSSACKS!

Fortunately, we have seduced many of them into complacency. They so fear losing their creature comforts, their homes and suburban lifestyles, that they are loath to risk throwing it all away just to redeem their nation... FOOLS!


5/10/2009, 7:15 pm
Leninka
Comrade Whoopie wrote:Indeed revolution is in the air, but it won't be our Leftist cadres who start it, since they are already in power and what would be the point.

No, It's those cursed Tea Party reactionaries I fear. They wave yellow flags emblazoned with a visage of a venomous snake and a not so subtle belligerent warning. They also own 90% of the firearms and worse than that, many are experts with them, having become trained baby killers in the military of the old regime...COSSACKS!

Fortunately, we have seduced many of them into complacency. They so fear losing their creature comforts, their homes and suburban lifestyles, that they are loath to risk throwing it all away just to redeem their nation... FOOLS!

Comrade Whoopie, you are most astute.

Our Dear Leader's most supportive workers are very much in the "Hope"stage, and have no intention to rise up in a worker's revolutionary protest, even against an evil capitalistic corporation.

This reporter, seems to view the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ with the strength and backward vision of those who lived through the Flower Child Days of Haight-Ashbury.

These Frenchmen strike every five minutes, but secretly, as individuals, the capitalist tendencies are still in many of them. I was in France at the time of a taxi-cab strike many years ago, and it was easy to get a ride to the airport from my hotel. All I had to do was pay a cab driver money, and pretend to kiss him good-bye at the airport, as if he were my uncle.

Many of them are in such refusal of their glorious progressive system that they have defected left the glorious French system behind in order to capitalize on their superior brains, so that they, too can live in an American suburb, which goes to show that you can take capitalism out of France, but you can't take it out of all Frenchmen (especially the ones with highly developed brains).


5/10/2009, 7:51 pm
Comrade Lysenko
Shovel 4 U wrote: Шовел 4 У

Тхе гоод пеопле оф Америца беттер ваке уп реал фаст ор ве вилл бецоме а социалист хелл юст лике тхе финг Френц.

I was able to translate most of your pseudo-cyrillic, but my little prole brain needs help from my fellow comrades with a few of the words:

"Shovel 4 you: The good people of America better wake up real fast or we will become a socialist hell (ost???) like the (f-ing???) French"


5/10/2009, 9:53 pm
Commissar_Elliott
Leave it to our French leaders to lead the American people to revolution, not only that but describe how we should symbolize it.


5/11/2009, 6:10 am
Red Rooster
Give this comrade five free beat shovels! Now if those fool 10th Amendment proles would SHUT UP! We could have a true Workers Revolution in Amerikkka. The nerve of these states that push for Constitutional rights! What the hell are they trying to do? Bring the arcane idea of Individual Rights back? Bring the Power of governing back to states and hence back to the people!?!

It is kapitalist websites like: http://www.tenthamendmentcenter.com/

That obfuscate The Glorious World of Last Tuesday! Comrades we must stand strong and keep the Legislatures of our states placated and quiet. Please take donuts and vodka to your nearest legislature in order to placate these FOOLS!


5/11/2009, 12:47 pm
Father Prog Theocritus
Comrades, since DHS is now placing ex-military on the watch list, as well as any tea-party people, it is only fitting that anyone on DHS have his or her email read, and be given a free trip to Jiffi-Lobo. Red Star, who is in charge of kicking down doors, is the perfect one for this with all his goons.