The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, can this be so?! In a commencement speech at ASU, the O'ly One has asked that the graduating class and its generation not vote for him in the future. Here is an excerpt of his speech:

"You can take that road - and it may work for some of you. But at this difficult time, let me suggest that such an approach won't get you where you want to go; that in fact, the elevation of appearance over substance, celebrity over character, short-term gain over lasting achievement is precisely what your generation needs to help end."

The full text of the speech is here, at The Huffing Glue Post: Obama ASU Speech

Of course, don't despair, Comrades. There was never any intention for another election after the last one anyway, which indeed was the "last election."

Lenin save the king!


Dr. Strangelove
Direktor of Flashing Lights, Shiny Things, Bobbles, and Cinematography
Ministry of Agitprop
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Comrade,

Of course "the O'ly One" won't need a second term. It's heresy to think otherwise.

Remember ... <a href="the ones we've been waiting for"</a> ... <a href="HIS life story</a>

His Holyness will (in short order):

- Lower the oceans and heal the planet

- Unify America

- Create a government so large, nothing can withstand it

After all of this is done, there will no longer a need for elections, HE will be appointed Supreme Ruler for the rest of His Glorious Life.

So, comrade, never fear ... HE will take care of you.

Of course the Obamessiah will never seek a second term. Why on earth would we need such bourgeois things as elections? The Party knows the Will of the People, so why would we need the proles to tell us something like that?