5/26/2009, 8:33 am
Glorious news, comrades! Not only has the Obama administration rescued the auto industry from capitalism and the banking system from the free market, but now they will rescue the internet from you. Praise Darwin that we have a government that sees the threat of too much freedom and is taking steps to prevent it.
No doubt Neocon, Busheois Repugnantcans will wail and howl over threats to "free speech" to which they bitterly cling along with their guns and religion. But they must learn that these are obstacles and hindrances to ushering in the Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday. In fact, they will learn. But in the meantime, our most beneficent Dear Leader assures us that...
"The report suggests that although it is a key government responsibility to help secure private-sector networks, regulation should be the last resort, the sources said. The report touts the concept of public-private partnerships to protect nongovernmental systems. It discusses the need to provide incentives for greater data sharing and risk management, and to use the procurement process to drive greater security, they said."
Who could object to a public-private partnership and the sharing of personal information data? And regulation would only be a last resort, honest.
So pass this along to all the thought criminals in your circle of family, friends, and coworkers. Assure them that the government has no intention of intruding into their personal lives, and that they had better get used to the idea of the government intruding into their personal lives.
No doubt Neocon, Busheois Repugnantcans will wail and howl over threats to "free speech" to which they bitterly cling along with their guns and religion. But they must learn that these are obstacles and hindrances to ushering in the Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday. In fact, they will learn. But in the meantime, our most beneficent Dear Leader assures us that...
"The report suggests that although it is a key government responsibility to help secure private-sector networks, regulation should be the last resort, the sources said. The report touts the concept of public-private partnerships to protect nongovernmental systems. It discusses the need to provide incentives for greater data sharing and risk management, and to use the procurement process to drive greater security, they said."
Who could object to a public-private partnership and the sharing of personal information data? And regulation would only be a last resort, honest.
So pass this along to all the thought criminals in your circle of family, friends, and coworkers. Assure them that the government has no intention of intruding into their personal lives, and that they had better get used to the idea of the government intruding into their personal lives.
