The People's Cube - Political Satire

-created by me

Comrade car, I get ill for many things. Like when I eat cheap mexican food, I get ill. Or when I drink too much vodka, I get ill. Getting ill is a most progressive act. And when you absolutely, positively must have a second rate missile that can't hit anything with a tiny toy nuclear device that is primitive even by WWII standards... by all means. Get Il.