The People's Cube - Political Satire

Words cannot describe this.... this horrible image. And yet I think I've finally found revenge for all of Theocritus' horrible descriptions of naked prog wimyn.

EMBEDDED IMAGE NO LONGER AVAILABLE

Talk about naked prog femenz. How about Che's (Che''s?) grand daughter posing for PETA? I wonder if she'd eat the Colonel's chicken?

I have to say if she lost that stern look on her face she probably would be considered attractive. Which of course is bad. I must go now atone for my thoughtcrime of wondering how things look without the bandoleers of carrots.

I denounce Colonel 7.62 for not having the image showing up when I view this page. It's a broken link.

I must apologize Commissar, one of the Gang of Four has been messing with my computer it seems.

Try this link.

https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/1808 ... azi-tattoo

I'm so messed up from seeing that picture, I think I got a Jifi-Lobo just by looking at it.

Mmmm photographic instant Jifi-Lobo? Wow what a great socialist advance! "Comrade, simply look at this picture until you start drooling and twitching uncontrollably."

Let's get these to Theo, so we can work together and make Jifi-Lobo's even better and faster.

By the way, I'd classify this under a mindf_ck of epic proportions.

Yes, I am especially interested in Theo's reaction to this.

And indeed it is a major skullf_uck is it not?

I've seen major mindf_cks in my day, but this one definitely ranks very close to number one. The first one being THAT ONE of a certain someone who's been screwing with our minds lately.

Seriously, I'm still traumatized by that. . . (sobbing) sorry, sorry! Pull it together Elliott! Pull IT TOGETHER!

Vodka man, more vodka! Get yourself together, or at least report to the ObamaCare Klinik to see if you might be a suitable candidate for conversion to a necro voter.

Lead aspirin would feel good right now.

But lead causes lead pollution and as a made prog, we cannot have that.

Well that's true.What ever we use in our guns will make a fabulous escape from this Lobo-pic.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Talk about naked prog femenz. How about Che's (Che''s?) grand daughter posing for PETA? I wonder if she'd eat the Colonel's chicken?

I like pie!!!

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Colonel - is it possible to find out what picture you linked - and if possible upload it to the People's Server? It's not showing!

https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/1808 ... azi-tattoo After much tinkering I got it to fit on the People's Server, but the image quality has degraded some in the process.

AAAAA. . . AAAAAAA. . . AAAAAAAA. . .

Haven't we had this conversation Elliott? Blame Red Square, he's the one who brought it back!

I know we've had this conversation before, but truth be told, having to visit it via the link was better because you could skip seeing it here on the article, or in other words, you could visit this article and not see this ABOMINATION.

As such, I denounce comrade Red Square for bringing this skullf_ck into the article.

Yano Comrade, I have to say I am enjoying your reaction. It is sooo delightfully proggish to take pleasure in someone else's misery. Plus it is my way of coping with the mental damage the picture did to me.

I take comfort in the fact you were once traumatized by this picture too.

I still am. YOU weren't the one who had to sit there and mod that image so that it would fit on The People's Server. YOU weren't the one who casually clicked on a link that purported to be amusing, and YOU weren't the one who had to put it up here for the rest of the collective to share.

Not only am I still traumatized, I wish to equally distribute my trauma across the collective. Meanwhile I also become the primary victim of this image, which entitles me to extra ProgPoints(TM).

I demand those extra ProgPoints on the basis it makes you less equal then everyone else. I'll take them and give it to those who don't have as many ProgPoints as you.

Now you want my ProgPoints? That makes me a victim, I'm being attacked for being Prog. I get more points for that too. Proggier than thou!

Wait wait. . . If I victimize you, you get more ProgPoints, if I get more ProgPoints by victimizing you, I distribute them to those with less ProgPoints, making them more equal. If we continue this, we can make everyone equal!

Brilliant!

But then by victimizing me you become the oppressor, and subject to being cast out, and not eligible for ProgBenefits.

Colonel 7.62 -

I just advised Commissar_Elliott on another thread about a similar problem. It appears you need to take some lessons.

It's about time you shoot those lazy proles whom you are using to handle your posts and try to learn doing it yourself.

Lesson 1. There's the uploading feature in the WYSIWYG Editor that you can use to host the images on the Cube. Prior to uploading the pictures you must save them into a folder where you can find them.

Lesson 2. If you still can't find them, open your computer with a screwdriver, turn it upside down, and shake it until the files fall out. If after two hours of shaking you still don't see them, stick the screwdriver into the hard drive and wiggle it vigorously to loosen it up; perhaps the pictures simply got stuck in the crack somewhere.

Lesson 3. If the above doesn't work, simply draw the pictures with a pencil on your monitor and mail them by affixing a postage stamp to the monitor's upper right-hand corner, to the following address: "Red Square, People's Director, The Motherland."