THIS IS A BUST OF KARL MARX, VIEW FROM BEHIND
And you, comrade, have just committed a thoughtcrime.
6/22/2009, 3:53 pm
Zampolit Blokhayev
How apropos!!!!
Isn't this what the people get with a Socialist government?
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6/22/2009, 4:07 pm
Ivan Betinov
Wow, Red! That's using your head!
6/22/2009, 4:45 pm
Red Square
Yep. It's an old KGB trick to replenish free labor force in the gulag by showing the picture to proles and asking innocently what they think that is. The rest is a matter of protocol procedures and boxcar availability.
If the hidden camera footage weren't classified, we could run a few seasons of Funniest KGB Interrogation Videos with this picture alone, and use the proceeds to overthrow a few medium-sized capitalist governments.
6/22/2009, 4:53 pm
Colonel 7.62
"Why it's a penis Comrade." "I DENOUNCE YOU FOR COMPARING MARX TO THE HEAD OF A DICK!" Mmmm how long until that trick shows up over here?
6/22/2009, 5:00 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Why, thank you, Colonel. I've been sitting here for the longest time, staring at the page and trying to gather up the nerve to post the vulgar thought I was thinking about Marx, walking away and coming back, all the while suffering from a rare attack of, "Don't post anything I wouldn't want my grandmother to read," when you swooped in and more or less solved the problem for me.
6/22/2009, 5:18 pm
Red Square
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...I was thinking about Marx, walking away and coming back...
That's the idea. Frequent vigorous comebacks of Marxism is what the mass consciousness needs to culminate into a glorious revolution. (Coming soon to a community organization near you).
A caption for the above picture: "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER"
6/22/2009, 7:47 pm
Colonel 7.62
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Why, thank you, Colonel. I've been sitting here for the longest time, staring at the page and trying to gather up the nerve to post the vulgar thought I was thinking about Marx, walking away and coming back, all the while suffering from a rare attack of, "Don't post anything I wouldn't want my grandmother to read," when you swooped in and more or less solved the problem for me.
Why no problem Commissarka, no problem at all. Glad to be of service. Does this entitle me to one get out of whacking card? What a shame, get promoted and one still has to duck your shovel. Ack.
6/22/2009, 9:27 pm
Comrade Whoopie
Look another Karl Marx monument sighting! This could be more fun than spotting Che'
6/23/2009, 2:29 am
Leninka
Comrades,
Now this solves the riddle of what happened to Comrade Nansky Peloski's head. We ought to put things right immediately, and Comrade Marx must be re-inserted into Comrade Nansky's head. No wonder we haven't heard from her in the last three days.
6/23/2009, 2:44 am
Comrade_Tovarich
Throughout Japan one can find little Buddha statues, usually in temples but sometimes roadside. It is occasionally remarked how phallic they can seem when viewed from behind.
Then there are fertility shrines that, given current demographics, apparently need some Party "blue pills" or something because they just aren't working:
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- Red Square
6/23/2009, 5:58 pm
Commissar_Elliott
Leninka wrote:Comrades,
Now this solves the riddle of what happened to Comrade Nansky Peloski's head. We ought to put things right immediately, and Comrade Marx must be re-inserted into Comrade Nansky's head. No wonder we haven't heard from her in the last three days.
I thought we weren't hearing of Naski Pelosevich because no one in the CIA was lying to her, and becuase Nationalized Liberal Healthcare was the topic of the week. Therefore, The One would be the focus of his take over glorious revising of our healthcare system.
6/23/2009, 6:23 pm
Margaret
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
They need to make personal battery powered Karl Marx statues.
I wonder what the back of Obama's head looks like? Looks pretty dinky, but the statues will be erected, I'm sure.
6/23/2009, 8:45 pm
Leninka
Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Leninka wrote:Comrades,
Now this solves the riddle of what happened to Comrade Nansky Peloski's head. We ought to put things right immediately, and Comrade Marx must be re-inserted into Comrade Nansky's head. No wonder we haven't heard from her in the last three days.
I thought we weren't hearing of Naski Pelosevich because no one in the CIA was lying to her, and becuase Nationalized Liberal Healthcare was the topic of the week. Therefore, The One would be the focus of his take over glorious revising of our healthcare system.
Comrade Elliot,
Yes, you are correct. The one is now the focus.
However, unlike those of us at the Cube who regularly get Jiffi-Lobos, Nansky is one of those rare progs who require the insertion of a Karl Marx prosthetic in her head. I don't blame her, really. A Jiffi-Lobo would wreak havok with her smooth and lovely Botoxed forehead.
6/24/2009, 11:51 am
Commissar_Elliott
Leninka wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Leninka wrote:Comrades,
Now this solves the riddle of what happened to Comrade Nansky Peloski's head. We ought to put things right immediately, and Comrade Marx must be re-inserted into Comrade Nansky's head. No wonder we haven't heard from her in the last three days.
I thought we weren't hearing of Naski Pelosevich because no one in the CIA was lying to her, and becuase Nationalized Liberal Healthcare was the topic of the week. Therefore, The One would be the focus of his take over glorious revising of our healthcare system.
Comrade Elliot,
Yes, you are correct. The one is now the focus.
However, unlike those of us at the Cube who regularly get Jiffi-Lobos, Nansky is one of those rare progs who require the insertion of a Karl Marx prosthetic in her head. I don't blame her, really. A Jiffi-Lobo would wreak havok with her smooth and lovely Botoxed forehead.
No kidding, here's a picture from when they first tried it.
