The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear Comrades,

WWW.OBAMAFU.COM is at it again. This time, we could not even read this aloud in our neghborhood... can you imagine?

We were thinking that Egypt should sell
us two pyramids: one for Michelle,
and another for Bamster.
We could buy them a dumpster,
but we think they would not take it well...

Then, there is a contingency action:
we could buy Lenin's Tomb for a fraction
of its cost, just in time.
Brother, spare a dime!
What is priceless? Obama's reaction.

We are past the denouncement stage. This has to be addressed directly...

Your comrade in arms

There once was a "Stimulus Bill"
Which had Prez Obama as its shill
It was s'posed to make jobs
For us out-of-work slobs
But all it did was buy purses for Michelle!

Then the Congress passed "Cap and Trade"
More rightly called "Crap and Charade"
It went and banned coal
But not loudmouth a$$holes
So we tripled the damn CO2 being made!

So Obama decided to reform health
And came up with a plan which doth smellth
He trebled the cost
As well as lives lost
Then tried to tell us the plan was just swellth.

Now, our economy's really on the wane
Since we elected this Harvard "brain"
He don't have a clue
'Bout what he's tryin' to do
But he was right - a Depression is "change"!