The People's Cube - Political Satire

After the tax day "tea party" brewhaha, I noticed how a certain msnbc demogogue liked to refer to anyone that participated as a "tea-bagger" . How clever! They got to use their platform to compare anyone that hates having the gubment squander their money to a sexual practice. The joke wore very thin after the fourth use in one story. And it is still used to this day.

Comrades, I believe we need our own double entendre to describe leftist kooks. PJ O'rourke has called 'em "watermelons"...green on the outside, and red on the inside. I like this, but it doesn't have the overt sexual conotation. So I was thinkin' "What else is green an' red?" and it hit me! Salad! Salads have green lettuce and red 'maters. Therefore, I beleive that anyone who calls a person with a shred of fiscal responsibility a "tea-bagger" should be labeled a "salad-tosser".
Example:

"That salad tosser Keith Olbermann blamed lack of media coverage of President Obamas' dog on former president Bush"

What do you all think? Am I just being to thin-skinned?

My question perhaps answers itself; how is it that Olberman and the rest of these idiots so readily understood the "teabag" reference? I didn't understand the "joke" initially until I read the explanation on some other blog. Perhaps they all practice what they screech. Takes one to know one?

In the absence of Betty...

Salad tossers....Ewwww

Opiate of the People wrote:My question perhaps answers itself; how is it that Olberman and the rest of these idiots so readily understood the "teabag" reference? I didn't understand the "joke" initially until I read the explanation on some other blog. Perhaps they all practice what they screech. Takes one to know one?

I believe this single message will cause a great many nightmares...

Heh...

A few years ago, someone started a trend of calling the results of a certain sexual act a "Santorum" (look it up if you aren't sure what I'm talking about). More recently, an extremely gross "shock porn" video call "The Church Of Fudge" has made it's way around the 'net. There are a number of reaction videos posted on YouTube featuring people watching it and getting grossed out. At any rate, I have suggested calling the particular act featured in "CoF" an "Obama" since it seem pretty illustrative of what he does and how his followers react to it.

Double ententes you need?

Lettuce heads (bonus points for referring to their brain)
Weed Whackers (The week whacker Mathews is getting jittery over Obama's speech again)
Coffee Maker (Grinds their nuts)
Base Jumper (Jump off a cliff with the Hope the parachute opens successfully)

It's getting late, so I'll come back with more.

The science is settled. The debate is over. The progressives are FISTERS!

TEABAGGERS vs. FISTERS: The Debate Is Over

Comrade Infidel,

I'd much rather be the "Tea-bagger" .... than the "Tea-baggee"

You know, the salad tosser Olberman would stop if we had shirts saying ...
"Dude, I tea-bagged the President"

Fisters...hmmm...has a nice ring to it! Glorious work, comrade Square!


I'm sure Comrade Peloskovitch would approve!