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8/9/2009, 2:50 am
Comrade_Tovarich
Comrades,

The stalled Progress of yore seems as fresh and Progressive as the Hope™ and Change™ it has always promised and delivered. Though it's not on record, I'm sure Comrades Lenin, Stalin, Mao, et al had the same feeling: "Love Me, I'm a Liberal," and if you don't, you asked for it, you #^*@&$%*@$!

It is with this hunger for recognition of our collective moral superiority and selflessness that I present the following relic from the end of the last century: