The People's Cube - Political Satire

Today I tried to inform on some neighbors and family members only to discover that [email protected] is no longer accepting email denouncements. I have a long list of enemies of the people that must be reported.

What has happened? Is there a new site for turning in thought criminals? Apparently I didn't get the memo. Either Laika didn't beam the current truth to my tinfoil hat or for some reason it's not tuned properly.

What's the frequency Kenneth?

Don't worry comrade. The closing of the fishy flag e-mail had nothing to do with bad publicity. It was a great success and is now part of the Reality Check disinformation bureau:<P><img src="https://www.whitehouse.gov/files/images/rc/rclogo.jpg">

It was closed because we have enough names. Now it is just a matter of opening new re-education camps to burn all of the bodies house all of the students.

Remember comrades, this re-education will be a great success! Either the inmates students actually do get re-educated or they become Necro-proxy voters. This will be another celebrated socialist victory!

I am certainoy glad I got my denunciations on record in time....knowing that all email to the White House is permanent.

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Is anyone else annoyed by the colloquial terminology coming out of these empty suits? Stuff like "Reality Check" on the White House web site struck me as abrupt and condescending. Kind of like saying "either you get it, or you're just too much of a moron. Here's how it's gonna go down..."
Not to say it isn't clever. The naive could be duped just by reading and think, "hey, Reality - which is all true and real and stuff, right? and Check means just confirming it... makes sense, I guess..."
Can you imagine reading an idiom so unpolished during even the Clinton administration for one of its policy proposals? The highest levels of government are now trying to high-pressure 'sell' us kiddies with catchy ad slogans. Reality Check? Come on...

What a confusing time we live in. Report dissent. Do not report diessent. We want public option. We do not want public option. This is too much for a cat to follow. I must focus on my Inner Kitten^TM and the Current Truth^TM:

Hey wait!! I was still compiling my list of thoughtcriminals!!! It's like 50 pages long now! Does The 0ne want us to report thoughtcriminals or not!?!

I'm off to the yoga room too!

Let me know when the next Current Truth(TM) comes in.

I award Marshal Pupovich with the Jade Bama of Enlightenment Award^TM for denouncing everyone on his Flag list on time:

He is truly more equal than all y'all; a shining example of responsible citizenship.

Too bad, Rooster... 50 pages would've definitely scored you the coveted Golden Bama^TM.

I am quite sure that the problem with the White House STASI is an equipment failure. We know that there is no way that the White House would ever be embarrassed about anything or retract anything because we know that it's always ex cathedra.

Obviously the computers are maintained by the government and cannot handle the load.

They aren't running Vista, are they?

Wait a minute! Aren't they blowing $15 million just on the TARP web site?

I could hoard more terabytes of data than Google for $15 million. Something's fishy here...

...WAIT, I didn't mean "fishy" uhh...

Now how I can report my list of thoughtcriminals?

krispy kremlin wrote:I award Marshal Pupovich with the Jade Bama of Enlightenment Award^TM for denouncing everyone on his Flag list on time:

He is truly more equal than all y'all; a shining example of responsible citizenship.

Too bad, Rooster... 50 pages would've definitely scored you the coveted Golden Bama^TM.

Thank you Comrade Krispy Kremlin! I could not stop crying when I learned of my most more equal than Award! Oh, this will only serve to make the Kommissarka even more outraged.