We are approaching the Utopia of Next Tuesday, comrades, but we are not there yet! The One needs our help to push his progressive programs past prehistoric primitives. You must stand up and be heard!
Whether you hold firmly a shovel, a pick, a hammer or sickle, you are needed, comrade!
Submit your 5-year-plan by Next Tuesday! For extra credit, be sure to demonstrate how you can splinter and exploit opponent groups through identity politics, disinformation campaigns and Chicago-style street smarts. Hit back twice as hard!
8/20/2009, 4:43 pm
Ivana Tinkle
<a href="https://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith ... owall">'We are God's partners in matters of life and death'</a><P>Brilliant strategy from the Dear Won. Everyday I'm more impressed with his political acumen although sometimes I question his sanity.
8/20/2009, 5:00 pm
INGSOC
Ivana Tinkle wrote:<a href="https://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith ... owall">'We are God's partners in matters of life and death'</a><P>Brilliant strategy from the Dear Won. Everyday I'm more impressed with his political acumen although sometimes I question his sanity.
The Dear One cannot mean what he says! There is only the Party and the State!
Healthcare for all NOW!
Close GITMO NOW!
Withdraw from Iraq NOW!
Pay my mortgage NOW!
Fill my gas tank NOW!
Increase the ration of beets NOW!
and most obviously reeducate Obama NOW!
8/20/2009, 7:37 pm
Comrade Whoopie
Dear Leader knows that those evangelical bitter clingers have short memories. All you gotta do is spout a few lines from the bible, ask "What would Jesus do" and those bible thumpin' rubes from fly-over country will lap it up.
btw: I have a sure fire 5 year plan to re-elect Obama, I just hope it doesn't come too late.
8/20/2009, 9:17 pm
Red Rooster
General Mousey-Tongue wrote:
....and Chicago-style street smarts. Hit back twice as hard!
Most Equal General Mousey-Tounge, Do I get an extra beet ration? These last few guidelines seem to speak volumes of your favorite Rooster....
Salute!
8/20/2009, 11:43 pm
Ivana Tinkle
Our young Won was always so knowledgable and compassionate. Is that Dreams From My Bomber in the background? His MLK cadence is much better today.<P><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/3c6g6ZVeQBM&h ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
8/21/2009, 1:10 am
General Mousey-Tongue
Red Rooster wrote:
General Mousey-Tongue wrote:
....and Chicago-style street smarts. Hit back twice as hard!
Most Equal General Mousey-Tounge, Do I get an extra beet ration? These last few guidelines seem to speak volumes of your favorite Rooster....
Salute!
Most certainly, comrade Rooster...although I did not realize roosters eat beets. Not to sound specious, or species-ist, but how about some jimmy-crack-corn, or lead-enriched Pupovich Chow instead?
Now let's roll up our sleeves and build our new Age of Enlightenment!
8/21/2009, 6:10 am
neotrotsky
General Mousey-Tongue wrote:
Whether you hold firmly a shovel, a pick, a hammer or sickle, you are needed, comrade!
Comrade,
I have found a good example of your "shovel ready" concept at work below. It is good and great for our Socialist Revolution that your words are spreading to the masses.
General Mousey-Tongue wrote:
....and Chicago-style street smarts. Hit back twice as hard!
Most Equal General Mousey-Tounge, Do I get an extra beet ration? These last few guidelines seem to speak volumes of your favorite Rooster....
Salute!
Most certainly, comrade Rooster...although I did not realize roosters eat beets. Not to sound specious, or species-ist, but how about some jimmy-crack-corn, or lead-enriched Pupovich Chow instead?
Now let's roll up our sleeves and build our new Age of Enlightenment!
