The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades!

I just got back from the G20 in Pittsburgh, it rocked! There was like riots and people breaking stuff and we like totally tormented the pigs and like so much stuff! It was totally cool the way we stuck it The Man, u like wouldn't believe some of the crazy stuf we did just to screw with those rich bastards and their storm trooper pigs!

I got like 300 million pictures and like 200 hours of video I'm gonna like load up to my Facebook- MySpace-Twitter-YouTube-Flikr account.

Screw those tea baggers dude, we had like the real sh*t going on in Pitt!

Down With Capitalism!!!

After my mom dropped us off at like some park in Downtown Pitt, me an my friend Tweezer took this awesome picture with this protest sign he made...



See that like totally hot chic checking me out? They always go for the mullet, see I told you the mullet was hot LNT!

The pig storm troopers were like out in full force...



See that dude up front taking pictures? He was like from France or London or like somewhere cool like that in Europe... he was totally cool. Amerikkka Sucks!

With the pigs coming out everywhere, a bunch of us like went behind some store and like banged on a dumpster to piss off the pigs...



See that dude checking me out? He's in shock! He like totally can't believe he's out protesting with The Rooster!

Then some of us got together over by the all womyn's college and we like burned something... I don't know what it was, but it was like totally cool..



Ahhhrrrrrmmm... another chic checking out The Rooster! What can I say comrades?

Then I like went over to where the pigs were and watched some dude like write something on the sidewalk to taunt the storm trooper pigs...



After this I played hopscotch and four-square for a little while but I'm not like showing you those lame pictures.

Then Tweezer went and like put on his mask and stuff and we like burned something else...



Look at all those chickens standing way back there! Me and Tweezer were like front row dude!

After the fire department sprayed the sh*t out of us to put out the fire, then we stated on a little march...



I like had to borrow stole one of the fireman's jackets...

NO BORDERS NO BANKS ANARCHY RULES DUDE!!!111!!!



We had to like totally hide our faces, though I didn't cause I'm like a Party Insider cause my mom works for the state, so like The Man can like kiss my tail feathers!



Another chic checking out The Rooster... Ah, sucks to be me, don't it dudes...

Then we like all got together at the park with bullhorn and flags and people like filmed us and stuff...



Hehehehehehe... I was like walking around pinching girls butts, it was so cool! OMG!, then it totally sucked cause my mom came to pick us up, but like peeps was still hanging out and stuff.

Oh, I want to show you guys this one last picture... this guy must have been like a tea bagger er something...



WTF! This dudes like blaming the sh*t on Obama! We all know f-ing Bush hired all those f-ing pig stormtroopers! WTF!

Well, dudes that's all the pictures I'm going to like share with you for now, if you want to see more of my gazillion pictures of me at G20 kicking capitalist butt, you can check out my MySpace-Facebook-Tweeter-YouTube-Flickr accounts.

These photos make me want to let out a big meowww. Did you forget your close-up with Michael Moore who was used as a shield against the pigs?

Ah, such a refreshing site.

We must support Dear Leader in his efforts to outlaw private banks from providing student loans.

We need more spoiled rich kids that hate their parents progressive students enrolled in college. Govt. must dictate the courses they take since Govt. will be approving or disapproving the loans. What a genius plan.

We also need more funding at the Federal level for grade schools for party approved cirriculum, including arts and music.

We must start reaching the children now at a much younger age so we can increase the number of these fine young protestors.

Red Rooster, you forgot to wear a cap and put a bandana over your face, truly a brave man.

Hurray for organized anarchy.

Dude! That was like totally bitchin! How did you get away with parading around with masks on? That's like illegal in most states, right?

Comrade

I do not want to sound like the Agitprop Spelling Police, but shouldn't it read Nihlism"?

Ivana Tinkle wrote:These photos make me want to let out a big meowww. Did you forget your close-up with Michael Moore who was used as a shield against the pigs?

I think that Comrade Moore was busy creating Agitprop film for the collective.

Dude!

I was like in that movie, I'm like Michael Moore's hero. I knew Michael Moore before the people's subjective documentary of the Trihn T. Mihn Ha school of agitprop: "Roger & Me."

I like introduced Michael Moore to the ways of Party Approved Documentary™.

Comrade Mikhail the Hutt!

Hail the Hutt!

Red Rooster wrote:Dude!

I was like in that movie, I'm like Michael Moore's hero. I knew Michael Moore before the people's subjective documentary of the Trihn T. Mihn Ha school of agitprop: "Roger & Me."

I like introduced Michael Moore to the ways of Party Approved Documentary™.

Yes seems Comrade Moore is progressively becoming more demented wise as his career moves forward. Perhaps he must have convinced DL to take over that evil KKKapitalist company GM, since they used, abused, and exploited those GM workers in Flint Michigan (depicted in Roger and Me) making 6 figures annually.

Of course I'm sure that he only did so upon your recommendation. I can see from the poster that you are truly his favorite Cock™.

Of course, dude, like don't be silly. I'm like The Rooster so I'm like not afraid to let you guys know how great I am and all, but of course it's all for The People™.

Pssst... Did I like tell you about the bitchen party we had at the local Uni after this? It was totally cool, there was like so many of us Fringe Thinkers™ there like talking about Sartre' and chugging down Latte's. It must suck to be a knuckle dragging konservative in a college in Pitt.

Red Rooster wrote:Of course, dude, like don't be silly. I'm like The Rooster so I'm like not afraid to let you guys know how great I am and all, but of course it's all for The People™.

Pssst... Did I like tell you about the bitchen party we had at the local Uni after this? It was totally cool, there was like so many of us Fringe Thinkers™ there like talking about Sartre' and chugging down Latte's. It must suck to be a knuckle dragging konservative in a college in Pitt.

Well what do ya know, and here I just thought those Fringe Thinkers™ used those demonstrations just to pick up chicks (no pun intended) since they are usually rejected by the trailer park trash and crack-head whores on Craigslist. Perhaps they actually do have an ideology after all.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Dude! That was like totally bitchin! How did you get away with parading around with masks on? That's like illegal in most states, right?

Well, FYI, Brainy Dude, my mom works for like the state and stuff, she's actually like Mayor or something, a we can like dress like that and the pigs can't say nothing. This is Pit man, home of deranged cops who get away with murder while their parents bail them out. So I don't know the law man, cause like laws are stupid and stuff... DUH! I'm an ANARCHIST!

Get a skull dude.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Hurray for organized anarchy.

Yes indeed, for they are our useful idiots. However, after we finish forcing bestowing socialism on Amerikkka, they will have to be "taken care of"...