The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our fellow Comrade to south of the border is building a national police force. Our dear leader has yet to implement his "Civilian National Security Force."

"We are going to defeat crime," Chavez told uniformed cadets belonging to the newly formed National Bolivarian Police Force during his weekly television and radio show. "We are tackling one of our population's most sensitive problems: crime prevention."

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"The National Police will impose a culture of peace in the barrios to eliminate the violence of the capitalist, bourgeois model that we've inherited," El Aissami said.

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Yes, those evil kapitalists are promoting and committing violence! Darn the bourgeoisie and the misery they bring around the world! It's always the kapitalists!

Capitalists are always fomenting violence by making things and selling them to criminals who wish to buy them. The only way to a peaceful society is to kill the capitalists and make people who want things obtain them by becoming loyal wards of the state in order to profit from non-violent government confiscation.

To each according to what I think are his needs!

Just like the Great Leader Chavez had stated at the Copenhagen Summit Speech. The "Ghosts of Capatilism" are still lurking around, we much catch and punish all capitalist whether they are living beings or ethereal manifestations.

I announce a new Civilian National Security Force with a focus on finding and capturing capitalists swine ( Adam Smith /Milton Friedman /) that are in Ghost Form and consider them enemies of the state.