The People's Cube - Political Satire

Global Warming's "Motley CRU"

Dear Comrades:

AGW has again come under fire! We are are in grave danger of truly losing this very valuable agitprop tool. It seems that someone in the Party allowed NASA to turn in their data that we hadn't destroyed yet. Needless to say the "raw' data had many what the "untutored in climate science" minds would call "glaring discrepencies." Comrade and super-patriot James Hansen is dangerously close of being thrown out of the band. Not to mention that Penn State is calling for further investigations into Michael Mann's research.

All upper Party members are hereby being informed of the current "Threat to Progressives Level" which Obama himself has placed as "Hysterical." Please see chart below. Everyone is now to report to their nearest Community Organizer Office to start the pre-planned distractions as outlined in your Party Handbook.

If things continue to get worse our very own Motley CRU won't even be able to play at a "We are the World" benfit for Haiti!!

Glorious Leader and his sock puppet, Rham the Emmanuel, seem to have gone straight to Level Red (not surprisingly. They are GOOD Comrades) right after the election. There's so much political gain to be made at Level Red, is there not? Chaos is good.

I thought it went to 11? Why doesn't it go to 11?