The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our friends at CNN have baked a birthday cake for the fabulous stimulus bill!

Mmm. mmmmph. Delicious. Anyone else care for their piece of the pie? Er, cake?

CNN Celebrates Obama Stimulus With a Birthday Cake

It tastes even better when it is jammed down your throat by the government!

Ooooh! I'll bring the hats and punch!

We can make a giant balloon, label it interest rates and take turns inflating it.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:We can make a giant balloon, label it interest rates and take turns inflating it.

I thought we were saving that for our dollar sign balloons.

Panem Et Circenses wrote:
It tastes even better when it is jammed down your throat by the government!

You mean like Obama steaks?

Yes, let's dredge up some old jokes:

"Is that a stimulus package in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

We must not forget the passage in Congress of the Health Care Bill, the one with Barney Frank's back door option either.

Ha! We now have proof that The Worst Person In The World is a complete and total fraud! Here he is singing! and not one, but TWO cakes celebrating the glorious anniversary of Dear Leader's first fantastic accomplishment! All this time he was actually pretending to be against us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfKsNZfWHw

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I know I'm sounding a bit repetitive tonight, but dammit if there's been 2 million jobs "created or saved" by the stinking corPSE that is Porkulus, where the hell are the folks working these jobs? Can't they find one shlub to come out boasting about his great 'stimulus' job? Shouldn't these 2 million workers be paraded thru the streets as living proof that, FINALLY, socialist policies actually accomplish what they were promoted to do? I guess it just gives the truth to the lie of all this crap. 'Cuz I don't see NOBODY.