The People's Cube - Political Satire

I realized I was behind on my denouncement quota. Fortunately that is easy for me to fix, and not so easy for anyone else; I just changed the hands on my "Denouncement Time" clock.

The Joe Stack debacle set me cursing and yelling up a storm. Here was the perfect confused prole. Was he a victim of greedy health care companies? Or a suffering kkkapitalist? Was he the noble individual fighting a corrupt government, or was he just screwed from the get go? But no matter what, he was *A VICTIM*. And as we all know, we need victims. They give us causes, and noble battles to wage for The Greater Good(TM). Joe Stack sadly threw away his victimhood and without prior authorization crashed an airplane into an IRS building. Now had he crashed it into say a health insurance building, he would have become a Noble Martyr for The Cause(TM), but now the best we can hope for is to label him a teabagger, or at least an object of sympathy for the teabaggers in order to get the most out of his death.

Which brings up the question of WHERE WAS THE PEOPLE'S AIR MARSHAL when Comrade Stack headed off into the wild blue yonder?

Thanks to having full access to the Glorious Wormhole To The Future(TM) I am able to denounce Marshal XXXXXXXX.

However in the interests of national security and my own laziness in copying down the name of this misguided and yet unappointed Marshal of Air Defense I'm not giving names.

Let the future fulfill itself! Appoint an Air Marshal so that they may be properly denounced!

I nominate Comrade Casserole Czar for the title and denouncement!

Perhaps the reason you couldn't find an Air Marshall in the far flung future is because we keep executing them in the here and now.

Oh I found one. I was just drunk on my vodka ration, and that of several others that I redistributed, and didn't bother writing down the name.

Meanwhile WE NEED AN AIR MARSHAL!

Comrades,

I would gladly accept the denunciation and promotion, but alas most of my work takes place in cemeteries. It would be glorious to be the Air Marshal for the collective and I hope that you locate one soon. We have a People's Navy, we need a People's Air Corpse.

Excuse me I must run, another corps needs voters registration. The airport's new runway is going through his cemetery and I have to make sure he's on the roles before we lose his name.

Comrade Colonel,

I hereby second your denouncement!!!! Therefore, I want to offer a resolution to be submitted before the next meeting of the Inner Circle™ that The Party™ will use it's power and influence over the Socialists that we have put in control of the U.S. Congress to ban all general aviation!!!

We cannot have disgruntled proles with general private pilot licenses making kamikaze runs at the bureaucratic institution His Excellency, B. Hussain Obama, needs now more than ever!!! The IRS!!!

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ZB