The People's Cube - Political Satire

Glorious Komrades, the time has come! The House is preparing to vote on the Senate bill. The only problem is some squishy "moderates" have gone wobbly on us, and are threatening to abandon Glorious Lord Barry Obamessiah's Healthcare Equality For All bill.

So I am hereby activating ACORN to get out and Rock the Vote! All ACORN workers here at The Cube are hereby authorized to cast 'yes' votes for recently retired or deceased Representatives... because remember the first rule of Progressivism: the Ends (socialism) justify the Means ("cheating"). Also, don't forget Alinski's "Rules are for RepubliKKKans"... so Vote Early and Often!!! -Czar Czar

P.S. Any and all Visual Agitations are welcome....
P.S.S..... just found this new and improved ACORN logo... better?

Czar Czar wrote: don't forget Alinski's "Rules are for RepubliKKKans"... so Vote Early and Often!!!

Fabulous news Comrade Czar Czar! Dear Alinski, where would we be without him. This is one of my favorite rules, I just adore voting! Like all good things, voting cannot be overdone!

Your new ACORN logo is glorious! I like this one as well, can be worn to all of your favorite polling places to show solidarity with The People. Of course, it's For The Children!

Great gulags! Glorious, absolutely glooorious! I will stitch the new emblem on my gulag gray grown for the special meeting to "Rumble the Vote for the Oldies". I have my old ballot printer left over from the Bushit Florida debacle. Chads, hanging, and all! It should prove most valuable.

Komrads,

I am honored to be submitting this simple training pamphlet.





Even the dead can do their part for childrens' health care.

We must all do our part. I will dig up my Aunt Geraldine, put her in a wheel chair and make sure that I fill out at least 5 absentee ballots for her to sign. Surely, she'll be able to think up at least 4 other deceased friends. After that, we can celebrate with a little vodka, and I don't think she'll mind if I drink her share. She'll just be glad she got to see the light of day again.

Czar Czar wrote:

P.S. Any and all Visual Agitations are welcome....

Dear Czar-Czar,

You asked for some agit-prop signs
to help get our Congress in line
to give us more cash
to picket and bash
the banks that won't lend us a dime.

However, the problem, my dear,
is leaders we've bought are in fear
that they will be bashed
for voting more cash
before the election this year.

'Til then we must not display signs
in ways that might serve to remind
the tea-bagging mob
we're doing our job.
'Til then we'll be biding our time.

Rembember, in darkest of hours
with earnest persuasion we shower
the leaders we own,
but then if they don't
play ball, use persuasion of power.

To lobby our leaders ain't scratched--
We still can play ball with a batch
by paying a call
to give 'em some balls
with ACORN-brand autographed bats.


And what from such acts will ensue?
The message such acts will imbue
in those we give balls
and bats above all?
"Remember, We're thinking of you."

To strengthen the message they'll see
inscribed on the bats there will be
for extra precision
a second inscription
below it: "You know what we mean?"

So here is the prop you requested
for ACORN's resources invested
in ways most efficient
to make the condition
for leaders to vote as requested.
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--GAIA Minister Neytiri

Neytiri,
I'm.... I'm.... speechless. Well done! (And the others as well!)

Leninka wrote:We must all do our part. I will dig up my Aunt Geraldine, put her in a wheel chair and make sure that I fill out at least 5 absentee ballots for her to sign. Surely, she'll be able to think up at least 4 other deceased friends. After that, we can celebrate with a little vodka, and I don't think she'll mind if I drink her share. She'll just be glad she got to see the light of day again.

This is a glorious move on your part, Comrade Leninka, and precisely what I've done with (and for) the late Herr Pulloskies for the last decade. He is, or has become, a true Prog with each ballot we he marks. (I've found vodka makes a wonderul embalming element too. Just say'n)

ObamAcorn is leading the way to true Progressiveness!

Comrade Neytire, this is absolutely brilliant!

I've got nothing...



A little read memo from Van Jones encourages carpooling....

Comrade Nika wrote:Comrade Neytire, this is absolutely brilliant!

Comrade Nika,

You are too kind. I refuse to lapse into capitalist pride. I must confess I learned it all from his Maximum Planetary Highness, who goes by many names such as Goracle, Gorbels Cube, Da Gorgle. I am merely a vessel for his wisdom. He knows all profits are evil except those made by his foundation selling carbon-credit indulgences. We thank Mother Earth for his wisdom in granting those of us who need them the carbon-offset indulgences that make it acceptable to the collective for us to continue the lifestyle to which we became accustomed before we discovered the moral imperative that proles (and the capitalist "middle-class" stooges) radically curtail their energy consumption.

Thanks be to Lenin that he has made countless millions, but I'm a little disappointed at how little of that wealth he's shared with ACORN. Maybe he needs balls and a bat. Forgive me, I must condition myself to resist criticism of higher leaders (and especially those who are higher beings as well.) I'm still adjusting to the ways of Earthlings.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

Comrade Czar Czar

I will do my part as well.
I take for example Rep. Louise Slaughter (NY) wise words on dentures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkJByad ... r_embedded

Even though I do not need them, I will take, steal, whatever is necessary, a pair of dentures and wear them until PapaObama care is passed!





If her constituent could handle the pain then it should be no problem for me to make the same sacrifice

I give so my collective can have

I will donate the late Herr Pulloskies dentures to the collective cause the next time we take him from cold storage. I will send them directly to Rep. Slaughter who appears to be in personal need herself. . . our does her jaw always droop in such a grotesque manner?

I blame Bush for Denture-gate...

That poor, poor womyn.... I can just imagine her shouting the words from her sign, whistling every time she hits the 's' sound.... B@$tard Bu$hitler!!!!

I don't care about the illegal Bush war; I don't care that he tortured and murdered innocent people; I don't care that the world hated us (before great Leader ascended to the throne presidency!) but Bushit stole this woman's denture. Where's the outage?

Please disregard the picture . . . that's should be Bush.

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--GAIA Minister Neytiri[/quote]

Dear Neytiri,

While looking for you in the forum, I stumbled here. I'm glad I did. I see your Pandoran sensibilities have already adjusted to political life on Earth. Your suggestions to ACORN are so good that I think we need to adapt the "give 'em balls and a bat" tactics to getting Senators and Representatives we're supposed to own to vote Cap 'n' Trade into law right now. I realize that health care for sub-proles is very important, but heck, what's more important than providing a mechanism for the super-rich to purchase carbon-credit indulgences from my business public-service foundation as a small price to pay for continuing the lifestyles to which they are accustomed?

Are you going to work on a give-em-balls poster and strategy to give 'em balls and a bat regarding cap 'n' trade or should I do it? We don't want to be redundant, do we? Perhaps a poster (or even a video) involving you would attract more attention than one I might design.

On the other hand, I have a large cadre of computer models.

There's one more problem. Some times too much of a good idea can be bad. What if our giving balls to Senators and Representatives gives ideas to the TeaBaggers?

As you can see below, the TeaBaggers change their tactics whenever we change ours. We always have to consider whether a particular tactic may backfire.



Thus, if the above poster by the TeaBaggers is indicative of anything, it is that we may be in for some stiff competition.


--Gorbels Cube