The People's Cube - Political Satire

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Eric Massa: Democrats ousted me over health care.

We always knew it would come to this, didn't we.

Casserole Czar, I believe you speak of this tale, which has long since been pronounced RACIST!!!

Study the underlined letters below, and tell me if anything jumps out at you, and hits you in the face like a watermelon seed spat at you.

Little Black Sambo

Just add the three missing letters, and I tell you, it's just like Nostradamus's "Mabus". That whole book is nothing but a right wing racist code book.

Can't you see? The protagonist represents Dear Leader, who in his benevolence and generosity, redistributes his coat and pants and shoes and parasol to the oppressed masses, represented by four tigers who symbolize the four victim groups in The Party's Official Victim Group Pie as set forth by First Lady Michelle Obama. Those would be Blacks, Women, Muslims, and Undocumented Long Term Resident Visitors From Other Countries.

The rightwing teabaggers would have you believe that wealth redistribution will only lead to further infighting among the Four Victim Groups, with each group believing it is entitled to a bigger slice of the pie than all the others. That they will fight and fight and fight until finally the Obama Administration, in accordance with some obscure section and paragraph of Obamacare that Sarah Palin closed her eyes and put her finger on and called "death panels", will round them up and send them to something similar to the Soylent Corporation Waste Disposal Plant, where they will be made into Wealth Spread--which is said to be similar to butter.



And then--according to Glenn Beck and others of his fearmongering ilk--the Wealth Spread will be applied to Obama's pancakes and duly devoured!

I swear to you I am not making this up. Believe me, this is the kind of crazy, wild-eyed stuff rightwingers think--and, in fact, it's exactly what Bush did only he didn't call it Wealth Spread, he called it butter. The right means to project Bush's own evil onto Obama. And then they dare to complain about Obama blaming everything on Bush!

I'm telling you, it's all right there in that book in black and white!

Furthermore, I believe Eric Massa SHOULD resign, and not because of inappropriate comments he may have made or because he's against Obamacare after he was for it. His last name is racist. Do I have to explain THAT too? We need to come up with a less inflammatory name for him, a name that will not remind today's African-Americans of the brutal oppression their ancestors suffered nearly a century and a half ago.

Dear SuperKommissar Maksim,

For Fatwas, as Kommisar, I
address Massa's whimpering whines
and feeble theatrics
and likewise the tactics
that Rahm did apply to his whines:


Says Massa, "I stood in the shower
to contemplate using my power
of 'no' to oppose
ObamaCare votes,
when suddenly Rahm's in my shower."


Says Rahm, "If you question my power,
I first try the power of shower,
but then if you don't
come clean, I resort
to Rham-Rod for shower of power."


Did Rahm-Rod's behavior to cower
the wavering dope in the shower
comform to the way
Chicago has made
for wielding the best tools of power?


My Fatwa commends his approach--
like S-E-I-U handling folks--
Whenever a dope
does not embrace hope,
what's left is to prod and to poke.


--Kommisar of Fatwas.

Casserole Czar wrote:

Off:
WOW! That's some crazy talented poetry writin'!!!

On:
The White, I mean Presidential, House, could use a writer like you! It would probably help Dear Leader's ratings! (Not that his ratings drop had anything whatsoever to do with anything he said or didn't said. That's just the people, not using their brains...again.)

You and 'Spell Cheka' should get together and make some music!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry.

Ivan Betinov wrote:

(Speaking to Czar-Czar), who said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry.

Yeah, but your avatar has a really nice rack. From each according to his abilities....