3/15/2010, 3:58 am
ObamaCare-- The Final Thrust-- Medicine, Science & Aliens--
At the behest of Rahm Rod, I'm reporting on what is now the Final Thrust of our Leader's campaign for enactment of ObamaCare with the most important talking points being: (A) to counter the Right-Wing lies that unqualified aliens will be eligible for ObamaCare and (B) to emphasize that Sound Medicine and Science indisputably prove the superiority of ObamaCare.
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First, as the news-image above amply shows, Rahm Rod Emanuel is illustrating the first prong of our attack on Right Wing Lies. ObamaCare will require extensive examination of everyone who may be an alien to determine whether he (as in the news-image above) or she (as in the news-image below) has suitable credentials to be eligible to receive ObamaCare. Thus, no alien without suitable credentials will be eligible to receive ObamaCare.
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Now that the Na'vis have become the aliens most eagerly welcomed into American culture since Pocohontas was duped by Captain John Smith, there can be no doubt that all Americans will not only refuse to object to ObamaCare for Na'vis but will instead insist on their being deemed eligible.
.<br>A second prong in the Final Thrust of our Campaign Against Right-Wing Lies is to show that science indisputably establishes that ObamaCare constitutes the best means for providing equal eligibility for health care for all Americans (and aliens with suitable credentials). The scentific graph below presents the scientific evidence, which has been peer-reviewed by Nature, the preeminent scientific publication in the world. (Nature proved it's reliability in validating scientific findings by thrice embracing the brilliant work of the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön in discovering the "Holy Grail" of molecular-memory for computers as well as Nature's contribution to saving the planet by repeatedly validating the findings of the University of East Anglia irrefutably establishing Anthropogenic Global Warming.)
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As can be readily discerned from examining the results of the rigorous scientific findings based on CBO studies, there is no doubt that ObamaCare will rectify the shocking disparities in heath-care accessibility that became most pronounced during the Era of Bush. For the same reason that all physicists agree that red plus green plus blue = white, these scientific findings show how implementation of ObamaCare will eliminate the erratic nature of the three most important accessibility curves-- above the mean, the mean and below the mean. Thus, ObamaCare will replace such erraticism with the sustainable accessibility curves shown by the white line "as far into the future as the eye can see."
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We note, however, that some high party officials took discomfort in their observation of the illusion of "flatness" in the accessibility curve to be guaranteed by ObamaCare. To alleviate such discomfort, our scientists added a special notation that not only quiets the fears of such party leaders but also clearly demonstrates ObamaCare's committment to transparency because the accessibility curves applicable to high party officials and official celebrities are transparent, which prevents confusion that might arise in the minds of proles and others who may be less scientifically sophisticated than party leaders.
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Now that Pelosi and Reid (and Rahm Rod) are poised for the "final thrust" to "ram though" the vital reforms of ObamaCare, all we need to do is sit back and watch the Right Wing squirm.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri reporting for The Peoples Cube.
At the behest of Rahm Rod, I'm reporting on what is now the Final Thrust of our Leader's campaign for enactment of ObamaCare with the most important talking points being: (A) to counter the Right-Wing lies that unqualified aliens will be eligible for ObamaCare and (B) to emphasize that Sound Medicine and Science indisputably prove the superiority of ObamaCare.
.
First, as the news-image above amply shows, Rahm Rod Emanuel is illustrating the first prong of our attack on Right Wing Lies. ObamaCare will require extensive examination of everyone who may be an alien to determine whether he (as in the news-image above) or she (as in the news-image below) has suitable credentials to be eligible to receive ObamaCare. Thus, no alien without suitable credentials will be eligible to receive ObamaCare.
.
.
Now that the Na'vis have become the aliens most eagerly welcomed into American culture since Pocohontas was duped by Captain John Smith, there can be no doubt that all Americans will not only refuse to object to ObamaCare for Na'vis but will instead insist on their being deemed eligible.
.<br>A second prong in the Final Thrust of our Campaign Against Right-Wing Lies is to show that science indisputably establishes that ObamaCare constitutes the best means for providing equal eligibility for health care for all Americans (and aliens with suitable credentials). The scentific graph below presents the scientific evidence, which has been peer-reviewed by Nature, the preeminent scientific publication in the world. (Nature proved it's reliability in validating scientific findings by thrice embracing the brilliant work of the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön in discovering the "Holy Grail" of molecular-memory for computers as well as Nature's contribution to saving the planet by repeatedly validating the findings of the University of East Anglia irrefutably establishing Anthropogenic Global Warming.)
.
As can be readily discerned from examining the results of the rigorous scientific findings based on CBO studies, there is no doubt that ObamaCare will rectify the shocking disparities in heath-care accessibility that became most pronounced during the Era of Bush. For the same reason that all physicists agree that red plus green plus blue = white, these scientific findings show how implementation of ObamaCare will eliminate the erratic nature of the three most important accessibility curves-- above the mean, the mean and below the mean. Thus, ObamaCare will replace such erraticism with the sustainable accessibility curves shown by the white line "as far into the future as the eye can see."
.
We note, however, that some high party officials took discomfort in their observation of the illusion of "flatness" in the accessibility curve to be guaranteed by ObamaCare. To alleviate such discomfort, our scientists added a special notation that not only quiets the fears of such party leaders but also clearly demonstrates ObamaCare's committment to transparency because the accessibility curves applicable to high party officials and official celebrities are transparent, which prevents confusion that might arise in the minds of proles and others who may be less scientifically sophisticated than party leaders.
.
Now that Pelosi and Reid (and Rahm Rod) are poised for the "final thrust" to "ram though" the vital reforms of ObamaCare, all we need to do is sit back and watch the Right Wing squirm.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri reporting for The Peoples Cube.
