4/21/2010, 12:17 pm
This just in from respected news agency Rooters™.
A variant of the FAT (Flabby And Tubby) gene that more than hundreds of thousands of US populations are of carrying is also cause of reduce brain volume.
To make for simpleness: Peoples with FAT genes have little brains. (And mens with FAT jeans have little something else but that for different study)
Also peoples with obese variant of FAT gene have 8 percent less tissue in frontal lobe. Less frontal lobe tissue lead to peoples being obese.
In stunning rebuttal, the Capitalist Conservative Clinging Piggies (CCCP but no relation to TRUE CCCP just kopy-kat organization) try to make connection to fatness and Jiffy-Lobos. They to say that time honored Jiffy-Lobo, a procedure most used in helping peoples to arrive at korrekt Progressive principles and now covered under Obooboocare, can be of causing more peoples to be of the obese size.
To make for disproving the FAKE CCCP, a different study was to be started and for it they look to peoples already living life as Progressive Peoples™ should be to living and noticed sect called Amish. The Amish peoples too have high percentage of FAT gene but they remains to be slimly.
It to be determined that Amish simple life like Gulag simple life – no electricity, no carbon-polluting vehicle, no fancy gadget like iPod (but still to use BlackBerrys and feminist sanitation iPad for Party Elite™) and hard work on beet farm make for stopping FAT gene from working.
But to be fair, as all Progressive Peoples™ are always fair and balanced, they to say that enjoyers of Jiffy-Lobo who are lazy still and do not do the hard works and cling to such conservative capitalist position like guns and religions and McDonalds, they to become obese. That exact same thing First Lady Mo has been to say in her ‘Let's Move' campaign – a campaign that set in motion promotion of Obama Commemorative Bedpan.
What study brings to conclusion is that Jiffy-Lobo when properly used with re-education camps makes for slimly Progressives peoples.
A variant of the FAT (Flabby And Tubby) gene that more than hundreds of thousands of US populations are of carrying is also cause of reduce brain volume.
To make for simpleness: Peoples with FAT genes have little brains. (And mens with FAT jeans have little something else but that for different study)
Also peoples with obese variant of FAT gene have 8 percent less tissue in frontal lobe. Less frontal lobe tissue lead to peoples being obese.
In stunning rebuttal, the Capitalist Conservative Clinging Piggies (CCCP but no relation to TRUE CCCP just kopy-kat organization) try to make connection to fatness and Jiffy-Lobos. They to say that time honored Jiffy-Lobo, a procedure most used in helping peoples to arrive at korrekt Progressive principles and now covered under Obooboocare, can be of causing more peoples to be of the obese size.
To make for disproving the FAKE CCCP, a different study was to be started and for it they look to peoples already living life as Progressive Peoples™ should be to living and noticed sect called Amish. The Amish peoples too have high percentage of FAT gene but they remains to be slimly.
It to be determined that Amish simple life like Gulag simple life – no electricity, no carbon-polluting vehicle, no fancy gadget like iPod (but still to use BlackBerrys and feminist sanitation iPad for Party Elite™) and hard work on beet farm make for stopping FAT gene from working.
But to be fair, as all Progressive Peoples™ are always fair and balanced, they to say that enjoyers of Jiffy-Lobo who are lazy still and do not do the hard works and cling to such conservative capitalist position like guns and religions and McDonalds, they to become obese. That exact same thing First Lady Mo has been to say in her ‘Let's Move' campaign – a campaign that set in motion promotion of Obama Commemorative Bedpan.
What study brings to conclusion is that Jiffy-Lobo when properly used with re-education camps makes for slimly Progressives peoples.
