The People's Cube - Political Satire

Fellow Comrades,

It seems that capitalism has proven itself to be an evil in the world yet again. This past week, the "journalistic" capitalist propagnda "Newsweek" has published a story which they now claim is false and untrue. The USSA has witnessed many people killed and injured due to this fatal error resulting from the work of capitalists.

It seems that the USSA needs to be re-awakened to the fact that capitalist pigs will always get it wrong. We here at the People's Cube and the Red Journalism Headquarters desire to show the world that we give an unbiased and politically correct view of how this world will be run, since we are the only government that legitimately exists. And...we won't get it wrong, ever.

Let's continue to re-educate our comrades and bring them here to be enlightened.

Destroying the work of capitalist pigs,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

There was no mistake Comrade Ivanov! The right-wing political machine known as Newsweek is now trying to backpedal, and show America as a loving country. Where is Micheal Moore when you need him??

Don't forget, that if anyone here ever does make a mistake, we can assure them that they will be given an all expense paid vcation to the gulaug!

Comrade Betty wrote:Don't forget, that if anyone here ever does make a mistake, we can assure them that they will be given an all expense paid vcation to the gulaug!

I have personally encouraged many memebers of the NY Times, LA times, Boston Globe and others to undergo a self-critisim session involving a shovel, and possibly a sidearm. They are being too weak, and not showing what terrible people Americans are being for voting for Bush again!

Komrade Koz wrote:There was no mistake Comrade Ivanov! The right-wing political machine known as Newsweek is now trying to backpedal, and show America as a loving country. Where is Micheal Moore when you need him??

Komrade Koz,
Welcome to the revolution. On the subject of mistakes, the People's Party, the People's Cube, and Red Journalism are never wrong, since we are the news. Only people who have not been re-educated make stupid mistakes like the capitalist propaganda machine "Newsweek." As Comrade Betty has stated, if someone makes a mistake, they get a free trip to get re-educated, very quickly.

You have obviously been well re-educated. Continue the revolution!

Marching forward,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR