7/3/2010, 7:54 pm
I've been rambling on for years about Communist Progressive Pride. It's time we stood up and announced to the World I'm a Communist Progressive and DAMN PROUD of it!
So, if you have a ounce of Progressive Truth in your bones, please join me in this Special “Dependence Day” seminar titled “Trolling Palinites” ( How to troll conservative blog sites and retain your sanity ):
Description:
In this special "hands on", online seminar we shall foray into the vast, Obama forsaken wilderness of the Palinites. We shall attempt to educate them in the error of their ways, theWord of the Obama and whatever the Current Truth of the Day is.
Comrade Dr. Gagafolo had this to say;
“Warning, this seminar will not be for the faint of heart. These ventures into the land of the Reich-Wing, Tea Bagger's can be hazardous to your health and sanity. These people, if you can call them that, don't have the same brains as we have. I strongly suggest only the most stalwart Comrades apply.”
Commissar Red Star sent the following orders;
“Yes Comrades, it is your Patriotic Duty to comment on (to be announced), our message of "Hope and Change” must be delivered.....”
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith
*Stay tuned. The Seminar will begin at the stroke of Midnight est and continue all day.
~
The raucous Camaraderie comes to a halt as Grigori enters the classroom. He is followed by Comradess Fraulein Pulloskies and Commissar Colonel 7.62. Grigori is garbed in his tattered Monk's Robe and he gently lays down his most prized possessions, his Book of Obama, his Saint Nansky Cross and Comrade Reid Prayer Beads.
“First, I would..........What the?......Ok, who's the smart ass who wrote on the chalkboard: “Grigori is an old Foo Fart”?”
These young ones. I'll have my work cut out for me!
“Ahem, I would like to thank the lovely Comradess Fraulein Pulloskies and the Commissar of Time Colonel 7.62 for taking time out of their extremely busy schedules to join us in this Righteous Endeavor. So let's have a rousing, shoe banging welcome for Fraulein Pulloskies and Colonel 7.62! Yeah!”
“Ok, calm down.....Comrade Buffoon, nice to see you without that Boot on your head.”
“Comrade JAC (Just A Car), I'm sorry, you can't park your little green car in here. We need the room for more Comrades.”
“Let us begin.”
Comrade Chedo is frantically waving his hands.
"Yes, Comrade Chedo?"
“Holy Saint Pelosky Grigori, do we have to do this?”
“Yes we must, Comrade Chedo. It's time for us to give our all for The Party, Dear Leader Obama and our dear friends who have helped us in the Great Struggle.”
“I've programmed the People's Main Frame with a list of the most heinous, conservative blogs who dare blaspheme theWord. It will pick one at random based on the Moon's position over DC at 00:00 est. Frau, would you hand me the printout please? Thank you Comradess and the winner is...... gulp, I was hoping for an easy one, iOTW. This is a particularly vile site, along with it's creator, I'm loathe to say it, a Reaganite named “Big Fur Hat”. I Own The World indeed! Here's the link https://iowntheworld.com/blog/ “
“Before you venture forth Comrades, you must beware. These Palinites are crafty devils! They will ply you with reason, facts, figures and logic! These things will be said to confuse you Comrades. Remember that anything bad anyone says about Obama is just a distraction. High unemployment, the deficit, the oil spill, Afghanistan, they will all be blamed on Dear Leader Obama."
“Comrade Whoopie has prepared a great list of Talking Points (below). They will be most effective when used in a mix & match fashion and no matter what the topic, be sure to praise Dear Leader Obama and of course Marxism.”
"Just in from Comrade Whoopie: Any posts you see are fair game to add a comment. Obviously whatever's on top that has the least number of comments already is a prime target. That gets you maximum exposure."
"Let us go forth Brothers and Sisters, LET'S KICK SOME ASS!"
Talking Points:
Of course, blame Bush. He's the gift that keeps giving.
If someone complains about the Chicago way...that's just politics as usual.
If Michelle is criticized...it's because she's black, or because people are jealous or envious of her beauty.
Cap-n-trade or climate legislation...that's "energy policy" now.
The failed stimulus...that's a "jobs bill" now.
ObamaCare is pejorative...it's health care reform.
Kagan...a wise Lesbina.
Illegal immigrants...undocumented Democrat voters.
The Constitution...a list of negative rights.
Islamic Extremism...non-sectarian activism.
Tea Partiers...Christian Extremists.
Hamas...Palestinian peace activists.
Dirty Jews...Zionist occupiers.
Afghanistan...a quagmire.
Taliban...our Afghan peace partners.
Iranian nuclear enrichment...they have a right to develop non-polluting forms of energy.
American nuclear energy...a dangerous threat to the environment.
Capital punishment...judicial murder.
Abortion/euthanasia...choice/end of life counseling.
Book ban/net neutrality/fairness doctrine...regulating hate speech.
Gun owners...right wing militia.
Armed drug gangs...neighborhood organizations.
So, if you have a ounce of Progressive Truth in your bones, please join me in this Special “Dependence Day” seminar titled “Trolling Palinites” ( How to troll conservative blog sites and retain your sanity ):
Description:
In this special "hands on", online seminar we shall foray into the vast, Obama forsaken wilderness of the Palinites. We shall attempt to educate them in the error of their ways, theWord of the Obama and whatever the Current Truth of the Day is.
Comrade Dr. Gagafolo had this to say;
“Warning, this seminar will not be for the faint of heart. These ventures into the land of the Reich-Wing, Tea Bagger's can be hazardous to your health and sanity. These people, if you can call them that, don't have the same brains as we have. I strongly suggest only the most stalwart Comrades apply.”
Commissar Red Star sent the following orders;
“Yes Comrades, it is your Patriotic Duty to comment on (to be announced), our message of "Hope and Change” must be delivered.....”
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith
*Stay tuned. The Seminar will begin at the stroke of Midnight est and continue all day.
~
The raucous Camaraderie comes to a halt as Grigori enters the classroom. He is followed by Comradess Fraulein Pulloskies and Commissar Colonel 7.62. Grigori is garbed in his tattered Monk's Robe and he gently lays down his most prized possessions, his Book of Obama, his Saint Nansky Cross and Comrade Reid Prayer Beads.
“First, I would..........What the?......Ok, who's the smart ass who wrote on the chalkboard: “Grigori is an old Foo Fart”?”
These young ones. I'll have my work cut out for me!
“Ahem, I would like to thank the lovely Comradess Fraulein Pulloskies and the Commissar of Time Colonel 7.62 for taking time out of their extremely busy schedules to join us in this Righteous Endeavor. So let's have a rousing, shoe banging welcome for Fraulein Pulloskies and Colonel 7.62! Yeah!”
“Ok, calm down.....Comrade Buffoon, nice to see you without that Boot on your head.”
“Comrade JAC (Just A Car), I'm sorry, you can't park your little green car in here. We need the room for more Comrades.”
“Let us begin.”
Comrade Chedo is frantically waving his hands.
"Yes, Comrade Chedo?"
“Holy Saint Pelosky Grigori, do we have to do this?”
“Yes we must, Comrade Chedo. It's time for us to give our all for The Party, Dear Leader Obama and our dear friends who have helped us in the Great Struggle.”
“I've programmed the People's Main Frame with a list of the most heinous, conservative blogs who dare blaspheme theWord. It will pick one at random based on the Moon's position over DC at 00:00 est. Frau, would you hand me the printout please? Thank you Comradess and the winner is...... gulp, I was hoping for an easy one, iOTW. This is a particularly vile site, along with it's creator, I'm loathe to say it, a Reaganite named “Big Fur Hat”. I Own The World indeed! Here's the link https://iowntheworld.com/blog/ “
“Before you venture forth Comrades, you must beware. These Palinites are crafty devils! They will ply you with reason, facts, figures and logic! These things will be said to confuse you Comrades. Remember that anything bad anyone says about Obama is just a distraction. High unemployment, the deficit, the oil spill, Afghanistan, they will all be blamed on Dear Leader Obama."
“Comrade Whoopie has prepared a great list of Talking Points (below). They will be most effective when used in a mix & match fashion and no matter what the topic, be sure to praise Dear Leader Obama and of course Marxism.”
"Just in from Comrade Whoopie: Any posts you see are fair game to add a comment. Obviously whatever's on top that has the least number of comments already is a prime target. That gets you maximum exposure."
"Let us go forth Brothers and Sisters, LET'S KICK SOME ASS!"
Talking Points:
Of course, blame Bush. He's the gift that keeps giving.
If someone complains about the Chicago way...that's just politics as usual.
If Michelle is criticized...it's because she's black, or because people are jealous or envious of her beauty.
Cap-n-trade or climate legislation...that's "energy policy" now.
The failed stimulus...that's a "jobs bill" now.
ObamaCare is pejorative...it's health care reform.
Kagan...a wise Lesbina.
Illegal immigrants...undocumented Democrat voters.
The Constitution...a list of negative rights.
Islamic Extremism...non-sectarian activism.
Tea Partiers...Christian Extremists.
Hamas...Palestinian peace activists.
Dirty Jews...Zionist occupiers.
Afghanistan...a quagmire.
Taliban...our Afghan peace partners.
Iranian nuclear enrichment...they have a right to develop non-polluting forms of energy.
American nuclear energy...a dangerous threat to the environment.
Capital punishment...judicial murder.
Abortion/euthanasia...choice/end of life counseling.
Book ban/net neutrality/fairness doctrine...regulating hate speech.
Gun owners...right wing militia.
Armed drug gangs...neighborhood organizations.
and stand with dear Leader Obam
oh yes!
