The People's Cube - Political Satire

With reactionary Bill O'Reilly going on and on about media black-out of news that could damage Dear Leader, and the GOP lackeys over at The Daily Caller with their claims of liberal media bias, I feel it's necessary to calm the proletariat with a PSA.

BTW: I denounce myself for using the racist term "black-out".



The New Media? Whatever for? I've got my Mainstream Media. If it's not reported by the NY Times, WAPO, the three networks or CNN, It's not worth knowing.

Good work superkommissar. Although our MSM mainly speaks the approved Truth, we are having problems with the Internet. I rarely go there except to look for Party-approved hardcore pornography or vodka but I have noticed that it is infested with reactionaries who seem to get away with anything. I think the Internet was a big mistake. Now, who invented the net? Yes, it was comrade Gore. Did he do it on purpose to give refuge to right wingers? Wouldn't that mean that he's a right wing plant? Or didn't he think ahead when he invented it? Which makes him an idiot. Idiocy that turns out to be bad for the party is a crime. So is being a right wing plant.

I say we show trial comrade Gore for his crimes against the collective.

Too much information is distraction. Pravda helps cut through the morass. Tells us only good news.

The best part about living in a bubble is that all you ever hear is your own echo.

Vodkov, The non-person Gore is already being purged. Visit the Purges forum and offer your evidence. It sounds very compelling.

Maksim, nice job as usual. Not only is the media blind, it's also deaf and dumb.

Dear comrad Vodkov, while I do agree with the majority of the statements, lets us nit forget that we - the communist party of the United Democratic Socialist States of America are right here, and all those who oppose us (people with common sense) are lefties.

I find her shade of lipstick and choice of a traditional hairstyle rather racist. Can we be sure this womyn in your ad is not a racist? Did she have any teabags on her person?

Comrade Maksim

Excellently equal work as usual

May I suggest the following though: Instead of "It's not worth knowing" you could consider using "It did not happen"

The reason that I say this is because The Current Truth is always worth knowing.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

There's a new media?

Without such dedicated journolists who toil endlessly for the PEOPLE ™ such as this -
how could one know the current truth?
All HAIL Comradette Couric!

Such equal signage is good for my eyeballs.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Such equal signage is good for my eyeballs.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

Pretty in blue and a pet lover too.

Nice beaver retriever.

I rejoice in this agitprop's message but denounce the image!!!!

How is this woman supposed to find the frying pan, ironing board and plow to serve her more equal husband unit?

sheesh!

Red Square wrote:

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Such equal signage is good for my eyeballs.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

        Mystery item No. 1

Burqa_Bicycle_Nude.jpg

      Hide it back  (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

AKKKK!!! Now I am to be blinded by such bi-asses!

Where is bleach?! Where is the bleach?! My eyeballs need the cleaning!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I find her shade of lipstick and choice of a traditional hairstyle rather racist. Can we be sure this womyn in your ad is not a racist? Did she have any teabags on her person?

CHAIRMAN! I denounce you for anti-transgender bias! How do you know that "she" is not a "he" or an "it" dressed in drag? How could you be so thoughtless? There are also other possibilities concerning her/his/its race...perhaps an undocumented democrat voter from parts furhter south? And what if "she's" carrying a litter of anchor babies??? Perhaps twins or even triplets??? Shame on you! Unless you confess, I am afraid I amy have to recommend you for participation in the ongoing Complete Circles of Life Bio-Chip medical trials. https://thepeoplescube.com/topic5843.html

Red Square wrote:

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Such equal signage is good for my eyeballs.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

        Mystery item No. 1

Burqa_Bicycle_Nude.jpg

      Hide it back  (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

Comrade Square Although I found the picture as ignorable as a trainwreck, I was saddened to notice the abscence of our Comrade Flat Garreth™ . Please tell me that Comrade Garreth is O.K.