The People's Cube - Political Satire

**8/6/2010, 9:19 pm**

Fellow Comrades:

A bold and brazen attempt was tried by Thoughtcriminal Jonathon Schoenakase to deceive and subvert the Government by not paying registration fees and appropriate taxes for his rendered services. His crime? He offers a "free" service providing rides to bar-goers in order to prevent drunk driving. The Taxi companies all lobbied to make it illegal to give rides to drunks, thus opening the door to this enterprising kapitalist to flagrantly impose his entrepreneurial will.

This ostensive "Good Samaritan", as he's refered to, started this subversive business when one of his buddies was killed by a drunk driver. His defiant anti-Government kapitalist venture started in 2008 with one car. By 2009 he added a second car and then a bus.

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Good thing he was being closely scrutinized by loyalist Diamond Cab service and they reported him to the proper authorities claiming he was running a "de facto" taxi service without a proper license.

It seems this kapitalist was undercutting the taxis by offering drunks rides for free while the taxis were doing the patriotic thing by charging the drunk proles and paying taxes and fees to the local Government. The loyalist cab companies then righteously complained to the local Government so that the city council changed its taxi and limousine ordinances to remove the words "for hire" from its definitions as to eliminate the loophole the kapitalist scum Jonathon Schoenakase was slipping through.

Jonathon Schoenakase applied for a license out of his guilt of not being a good patriot, stealing what duly belongs to the Government in taxes and fees, but was denied because he needed to pay more penance by clearing up legal issues.

Still this jackal operates his "service" in arrogant defiance of the Government, but great is our Dear Leader that through sting operations this tax-cheating malcontent was arrested.

Imagine the revenue duly owed to the Government this kapitalist is stealing and cheating by being a... "Good Samaritan": lawyer's fees for DUIs, court costs, traffic tickets, fines, more lawyer's fees, license fees and operating taxes, business taxes, income taxes, penalties and interest from taxes owed, but not declared. Fellow comrades, if this "Good Samaritan" doesn't epitomize everything that is wrong, anti-Amerikan, and UN-patriotic, then I don't know what does.

**8/6/2010, 10:26 pm**

I, for one am not fooled a bit by Mr. Schoenakase's apparent acts of altruism. He claims to be providing a free service to remove drunks off the streets, but, I have seen the inside of said bus and the real reason for Mr. Schoenakase's "kindness" was obvious.

I assume he is also offering his room and board to any "customers" who can't go home in their intoxicated conditions.

Damn! Why didn't I think of that.

**8/6/2010, 11:20 pm**

Kapitalistsssss..... spit spit

All the drunkens peoples should be made to do the walking. No good Mooslims would be for picking up the drinking peoples because they are to be filled with the alcohol and that is haraam in their taxi cabs. And would it not also be very good for the reduction of the BMI as is such of the want of Mo. I to say make them for exercising! Make them for exercising!

**8/7/2010, 8:54 am**

Ahh prole dancers much in need of inspection.

**8/7/2010, 12:12 pm**

The Taxi companies all lobbied to make it illegal to give rides to drunks, thus opening the door to this enterprising kapitalist to flagrantly impose his entrepreneurial will

That is shameful that he would subvert jobs for the jobless and those seeking to be jobless to have jobs. Capitalist can't be counted on to 'do the right thing'... that is why we have benevolent Big Obama Government to mandate such. Will these people ever learn?? Stop croney freebies!

**8/7/2010, 9:31 pm**

Komrades, think not of the damage this bourgeois pig cause to the tax base, but think of the uneccessary competion he is causing to most glorious public transportation!

**8/7/2010, 10:02 pm**

A "Good Samaritan" is the transgender midget slaving away in a federal licensing bureau to ensure that no one profits off another human being. A "Good Samaritan" is the spectacled IRS agent who lives a life of sexual frustration and alcoholism to double check that every penny -- EVERY PENNY! -- is accounted for. A "Good Samaritan" is the admission committee woman who knowingly passes over a hyper-qualified white male in order to assign a slot for a state-sanctioned victim who has suffered at the hands of "white privilige". These are the noble souls we should be celebrating. We should be telling their stories, comrades -- not the stories of gross offenders who get their jollies off by robbing single mothers of their subsidy.

**8/8/2010, 12:57 am**

Every time a capitalist makes obscene untaxed profit, Karl Marx kills a kitten!

**8/8/2010, 7:44 am**

Groucho Marxist wrote:Ahh prole dancers much in need of inspection.

Bad news comrade:
Capitalists are using the subway now to advertise their "product"- pole dancers

Good News:
The State is ready to regulate it

Look carefully in the beginning of this video, you can see one of the future State regulators
(dark hair female with glasses sitting - around 29 sec mark)

Yes indeed!
As we speak Comrade Bloomberg is looking for salt and trans-fat free, mosque tolerant people for these SEIU jobs. These jobs will be funded by Papa Obama's Pork Stimulus Jobs bill no doubt

**8/8/2010, 8:21 am**

Is good. No longer do tired laborers feel compeled to offer their seats to single women.

**8/8/2010, 8:34 am**

Groucho Marxist wrote:Is good. No longer do tired laborers feel compeled to offer their seats to single women.

Good Point!

Of course laps do not count in this case....

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