The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, we have yet another problem for which I must inform you. Kapitalists "pigs"are not only infiltrating our government sanctioned lemonade stands but are now infiltrating the animal kingdom as well.

This evening, In The People's Republic of California, a Kapitalist mare (female) horse named Zenyatta (named after a song by The Police) gave the finger hoof to our collective agenda. Tonight, Zenyatta kept her lifetime winning streak alive by winning her EIGHTEENTH consecutive race, thus, maintaining an undefeated record and positioning herself one win away from tying the record for consecutive victories. What makes this accomplishment act-of-greed even worse is that tens of thousands of prols cheered her while she did it. Tea-Bagg'n racists held up signs, clapped, sang songs, and even cried out of joy while she selfishly defeated the other horses and pranced around in the victory circle.

Video of the subversive act is posted below (viewer discretion is advised).

Notice how she likes to make the other horses think they will win by staying back only to pass them up on the home stretch to humiliate them even more.



Where is Zenyatta's sense of equity? Who are the subversives that put her up to this?
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In her lifetime Zenyatta has earned subverted over $6 Million. Disgraceful.

You would think that she would had learned something from comrade Boxer's acts of selflessness and self-sacrifice.


It is time to extend our efforts to the animal kingdom.

I suggest a:

CommieCzars for Animal Re-Education (C.A.R.E).

....or any other catchy name you can think of. Suggestions and propaganda are welcomed.

Operating outside Party Rules has consequences.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Operating outside Party Rules has consequences.

Brilliant, People's Comrade. Brilliant.

Public service announcements such as yours will put a "Halt!" to these actions.

This horse racing is an affront to all we hold dear. Soon, with the coming of the Socialist Utopian World of Next Tuesday that will all change. Social Justice will reign supreme!

A modest proposal:
Legalize all forms of gambling throughout the USSA.
All sporting events will end with all participants winning. All bets placed at sporting events will be paid as a winning bet. This will also apply to all forms of gambling. Patrons of Casinos will win every hand of cards and any pull of a slot machine handle will result in a win.

Is this not fabulous? Everyone will WIN!

For this to work we'll have to remove the old odds system and replace with the following:
1=1 - 90% Yes, you read that right. If you bet $1.00 you WIN $1.00. The 90% is the fair operating expenses for the owners of the gambling venue, the participants/operators of the sporting events, the Federal,State & Local taxes and a tiny,insignificant fee to the Party for bringing Fairness to sporting events and gambling.

I would seem Comrade Peoples has solved his bitchy problem. Three gulag cheers for him!

I can't wait for Dear Leader to nationalize that horse. We need the money for the collective, and besides, Comrade Michelle O must be beside herself. I don't know how she can stand another creature outshining her.

We all know that some horses ARE more equal than others-- I cite no lesser authority than Red Square:

Red Square wrote:Our friend Red Squirrel has posted a great collection of pictures on her blog, regarding Mayor Bloomberg's refusal to run paid anti-mega-mosque ads on public transport in New York:

MTA HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THESE ADS. “SO, WHAT'S UP, BLOOMY?”

Here's one:

Muslims_for_peace.jpg

To which I have a graphic comment, to continue the Trojan Horse analogy:

Trojan_Mosque_Horse.jpg

at https://thepeoplescube.com/post102216.html#102216
--KOOK

Muslim are of piece. A piece here a piece there.......

El Presidente,


In noticing the picture of an important party leader holding our glorius Cube while sitting astride a horse, it's a relief to notice that it was not a stallion sired from the line of the horse deemed by Catherine the Great as being the Most Equal of All.
--Thought-Crime Warden

A most-equal horse bestows a most-equal glue!

Sounds like the glue jokes are out, how about a trip to the violin factory?

HAS EVERYONE FORGOT BLACK BEAUTY AROUND HERE?!

I demand equal opportunity for canines!

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Sounds like the glue jokes are out, how about a trip to the violin factory?