The People's Cube - Political Satire

I am knowing you all must be wondering if I am now to become like Comrade Kook with such denouncement. But I have been for hearing of such awful thing Dear Leader has been for saying that I have been made for the outrage.

It is seeming that Obowma has been for criticizing our very own Obamugabe!!

Dear Leader has been for warning Obamugabe the he is for the betraying of all the Obamahopes of the 'independence generation', including his own father.

And here we were all to be of thinking that the father of Dear Leader was from the Kenya! That is what we get for doing the thinking - we get the wrong answer!

I am also not for undersatanding what this 'independance generation' is to be for meaning and I am of Obamahope that the many Comrades here can be for explaining.

Dear Leader had been for inviting 115 young Africans, selected as the region's future Progressive leaders, for taking part in a three-day forum marking the 50th anniversary of Progressive achievments of many of the African countries.

Then Dear Leader was for committing what was for sounding to me like Rethuglikkkan SIN! He was for urging African authorities - especially our own Obamugabe - to allow greater press freedom!!! What is that supposed to be for meaning? Does not Obamugabe already own all of the presses like our good friend Hugo? How much more freedom is Dear Leader for wanting? He was also for saying that corruption has been for sapping support for foreign aid. Is not foreign aid supposed to be for the keeping of the leaders of the countries in the powers they are already for the enjoyment of?

Then he to make for the most harshes of the critical commentary and was for aiming it right into the face of our very own beloved, rightful president of Zimbabwe, Comrade Obamugabe....

This is what he was for saying...

'I'll be honest with you. I am heartbroken when I see what has happened in Zimbabwe.'

AKKKKK!!! ALA ZEG!!!! Obowma is to be for heartbrokenness when he to see what has been for happening in the Zimbabwe because of our beloved Comrade, Obamugabe??? What new plant material has he been for the smoking?

I am for the conclusion that now is time that I to extend the CPPP (Country Peoples Poppy Production) distribution to include such places as the Obama House. If he were to smell some of the beautiful poppies my country peoples are to be for producing he would never be for saying such things.

Or maybe there is something bad in the water he is for drinking at his House. I should be for sending some good Mooslim Mother's Milk over to his place so he can be of getting back his korrekt mind.

Calm down Mrs. Al, I agree, Obama has been a great disappointment. If your plan is to pretend to be a moderate in order to trick the population into accepting Socialism, fine. If your plan is to be a dictator and force the population into Socialism, even better. But Obama is muddleheaded. He acts like a dictator but lacks the iron fist necessary to succeed. It will be the ruination of our Socialist dream. I think we must redouble our efforts to have our beloved MTE overthrow him in 2012.

Muddleheaded? That's a great word to describe these pseudo-socialists that are now ruining all our good works for the past 50 years. I've been ranting about this since before the election of Dear Leader. There's no pride to these people. They hide behind the moniker of the Progressive. These ultra left liberals aren't even useful idiots. They're just idiots.

WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE! Stalin is weeping in his grave! Mao has probably burst into flames! And Hitler is laughing. Do you hear me Brothers and Sisters: LAUGHING!

I'm with Comrade Whoopie, lets get behind the MTE. "He acts like a dictator but lacks the iron fist necessary to succeed." Our MTE has a whole lot more than an iron fist, she's made of Iron. She's the original Iron Maiden.

Oh, dear Mrs. Al, I am of fear that you have misinterpreted what fearless Leader was inferring and saying and such. He did not meeean more "free press" (ah ha, that makes me laugh!). He is simply saying such because it sounds so liberating to the foolish who believe his wordages (NOT MEANING YOU OF COURSE!) And it gives the asskissers media nice words to repeat.
We, of all the peoples, know dear, fearless Leaders soul (spit) and it was carved out of dear Stalin, was it not? His father was a communist, his mummy was a communist, his dearest of dear mentors was a communist... how could he not love and embrace what he supports?
Do not be of fearness of some of what Leaders says. He is just munking around with those who are munkinable.


and please be of remembrance, dear Leader and his minions in the FBI & FEMA are always w a t c h i n g.

Mrs Al, you look quite fetching when you're angry, or is that extra rouge on your cheeks?

Let me explain something to all of you from the perspective of a light-skinned black woman. Don't you know that we are above darker-skinned black people? Okay, so maybe you didn't know this was a dirty little secret in the black community, but, I'm afraid it's true. Dear Leader is showing his haughty colors, though, as is fitting to him. I do wish he would tone it down a bit. First, Comrade Michelle takes off for Spain like Giselle on a photo shoot, and now this. Dear Leader had better watch it, or he may just have to get a little lighter and convince everyone he's really just a dark-skinned white man.

Leninka, I have heard reichwingers and even some media mouths refer to dear, caring "down for the struggle", Mama MO as "Michelle Antoinette Obama". After 2+ years they still do not know her name! ha ha, I me laugh at them!

And we must give fearless Leader a break on any haughtiness since his family tree grew directly from Kenya and he is not descended from Amerikkka slave owners. I think he is looking back to the kings in his African heritagewho owned slaves themselves. He is just a little more equal than most African-Americans here. Perhaps this is something to ponder?