The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrade Dona Marina Tlacotl wrote:Dearest Chairman M. S. Punchenko,

Thank you for your sympathy demonstrated through your gallant offer of a taxpayer funded job with lifetime benefits in reparation for my victim status as a member of a party approved identity group. You are most generous and deserve many warm fuzzies for possessing above average compassion and full length care. Lesser mortals can't compete with Progressives probably because of genetics and lack of Michelle nutrients.

I was, however, promised a position as lifetime Czarina in Dear Leaders' administration in exchange for a small donation of the foundation's money that I made to Dear Leader's election campaign. The funds came from our subversive college campus group The Commission of Kill Whitey and the Marxist Overthrow of the Racist United States.

Unfortunately, the people around Dear Leader advised him to throw us "under the bus." He can't fulfill the promise now because paranoid Rethuglicans exposed our federally funded group after our many years of openly advocating the overthrow of the federal government with the full support of the university. Racist Fox News and Drudge picked up the story. Plus the Bush tax cuts for rich crackers on Wall Street caused another Great Depression forcing the Senate to remove our funding from the Obamacare bill before our leaders could deem it passed. Times are tough, Comrade, but getting better because of Obama's large stimulus package as the narrative goes.

I read your bio with interest. I, too, am a skank. My name Dona Marina is a variation of Malinche, that loose woman who betrayed the peaceful and eco-friendly Aztecs by helping Cortes conquer the Native Americans then living in the technically advanced flint industrial complex of Atzlan. While Europe was squatting in the mud perfecting ocean travel, firearm, and advanced agricultural technology--technologies that Europeans stole from peaceful and eco-friendly Mooslims--Aztecs were inventing math, music, soccer, pharmacology, heart surgery, and superior feather weaving technologies.

Tlacotl means second born. "Second born Malinche"--Malinche slept with the enemy Cortes and birthed the first elitist mix of Spanish and Indigenous offspring. These mixed offspring lorded it over the non-Spanish population and enslaved the population to an absolute tyranny of an all powerful state.

My hope is to korrect current day injustices by repeating historic mistakes. We imperialist Progressives vow to liberate the Hispanic population in racist Ameerikkka by duplicating the horrendous conditions in the countries from which they escaped. I am stabbing my way up the Democrat Socialist Party ladder because I care about the oppressed masses of minorities with only equal opportunity and no government guarantee of outcome.

The only thing standing in our way is the archaic US Constitution and quaint folkways of the minority identity groups themselves. Many of them were brainwashed in Christian churches that still recognize God. It's troubling when I hear of a party approved minority that sides with racist conservative Tea Partiers on social issues, such as marriage, homosexuality, and abortion.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Doña Marina, you must keep strong and holding to Obama "hope". He is making changing that will make all Hispanics so happy to be able to stay free of charge in our socialized Amerika, where all are punished equally, not just the uber rich.... taxes are our privileged and if we forget that, VP bin Biden will give us a reminder. We are hoping to give beyond your means for I heard Mama MO has another vacation coming up!