The People's Cube - Political Satire

Suwahamanabanama Muhammadinu Allahu Wamathamathanu Illahi Akbarblabla!

Greetings, fellow mumin-proles ™ ! Peace of the mighty sword of Marx'Allah ™ be upon thee and thine!

News reaches me that the filthy murtadds of Muscovy do not accept dhimmi status under their rightful mumin-prole rulers! To be specific, they are unjustly, hatefully, bigotfully, Islamophobically complaining about the beautiful sanctified call of the muedh'dhin which fills the skies for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles with beautifully monotonous and servile indignity; these blaspheming individualists (who will not desist from their wicked zand [i.e., individualism] and accept being saved from hellfire except through coercion) are engaging in a clear provocation, spreading mischief and corruption and fitnah throughout the land, the land which belongs to Marx'Allah and his mumin-proles alone!

How can they be so ungrateful to Marx'Allah, their creator and sustainer, who merely desires that his Slaves be inducted into the legislative purity of Islamo-Socialism, or at least recognize that as long as the mumin-proles cannot rule the entire world, then there will be no Jannatopia™ on earth as KKKapitalist KKKufr™ prevails instead of Socialist Tawhid™.

The only solution is to chastise these dirty murtadds from Islamo-Socialism™ with Allah's chastisement; as Saif Allah, we must show them the power of The-Great-Chairman-Residing-On-A-Throne-Above-Jannat-Al-Ferdaws™ so that they cease to lead others down the exploitative idolatrous path of KKKapitalist KKKufr and realize that only as mumin-proles living according to Shari'at-Marx'Allah™ can they find true fulfillment and happiness in life.

In the meantime, Marx'Allah wants to test us mumin-proles, us true believing Proletarislims™ , by destroying all opposition to the sole sovereignty of Chairman Marx'Allah and his Faithful Comrade-Abdullahs™ through our hands, through iconoclashing the oppressive idols of neo-Liberal Jahiliyyah-Istibdal-DemoKKKracy ™ and establishing the Marx'Allahist™ illumination of true slavery to binding Utopian dictates sent from The-Houri-Factory-In-The-Celestial-Gulag™ to control all aspects of life and ensure that only Marx'Allah is obeyed and sedition from his power and grasp are no more -- everywhere…

Just so comrade muji. Gays, women and secular Jooz served our goals long enough. Now that we've found a class of victims willing to do the work that we're not brave enough to do, murder our enemies in cold blood, we can finally throw these other "victims" under the bus and move on into a better, brighter future.

To all those gays, feminists and Juice I just want to say...Your usefulness as idiots is over. We have new, more bloodthirsty backs to ride into power on. Please accept your betrayal in good cheer, content in the knowledge that you were used like rented mules and have nothing to show for your selfless sacrifice on our behalf...SUCKERS!

P.S. all your mooslim dupes, once we take total control of planet Gaia we're gonna nuke you all into extinction and nobody is gonna dare complain about it...HAHAHAHA!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Just so comrade muji. Gays, women and secular Jooz served our goals long enough. Now that we've found a class of victims willing to do the work that we're not brave enough to do, murder our enemies in cold blood, we can finally throw these other "victims" under the bus and move on into a better, brighter future.

To all those gays, feminists and Juice I just want to say...Your usefulness as idiots is over. We have new, more bloodthirsty backs to ride into power on. Please accept your betrayal in good cheer, content in the knowledge that you were used like rented mules and have nothing to show for your selfless sacrifice on our behalf...SUCKERS!

P.S. all your mooslim dupes, once we take total control of planet Gaia we're gonna nuke you all into extinction and nobody is gonna dare complain about it...HAHAHAHA!

My concern is that the so-called “Progressives” (i.e., the Democratic Socialists) who are by definition treasonous, having aided and abetted the Islamic Imperialist enemy, will eventually “revert” en masse to Islamism and become the most dangerous and virulent “ghazis” for Allah. Both groups, Islamists and "Progressives", have a love for dogmatic authoritarianism, unrestrained violence, extreme persecution of "nonbelievers", and the global hegemonic rule of their ideologies...

Suwahamanabanama Muhammadinu Allahu Wamathamathanu Illahi Akbarblabla!

dittos, dear comrade.

Victims? Are we looking for more victims? I haven't even become to become victimized yet.