8/25/2010, 10:53 pm
Comrades, you may not have noticed this bit of news on the telescreen recently so I am here to present it to you:
I'm sure you all recall how the bitter clinging racists laughed as the Party elders when they introduced the concept of Ebonics in the 90s. And likewise they laughed at all the forward-thinking young progressive students who took on thousands of dollars in college loans to persue advanced degrees in the study of Ebonics. Well, once again, just as with Global Warming, the Stimulus, the Ground Zero Mosque and so on, the Party Elite WAS RIGHT and the stupid reactionaries WERE WRONG! Our visionaries anticipated that Ebonics education would be worthless invaluable in the near future and so it was no surprise to us when the need arose!
These new job openings are just the first of Dear Leader Obama's new effort to identify un-addressed needs in society that the greedy stupid private sector is too oblivious to notice or to backward-looking to bother with. We will once and for all prove that the Party Leadership running a government-controlled command economy is dynamic and creative while the outmoded obsolete private enterprise remains muddled in the old ways of doing things. Here are some more new positions you can expect to see in the near future as we tackle the unemployment problem George Bush created:
ABC News wrote:The U.S. Department of Justice is looking for fluent Ebonics speakers to fill nine drug enforcement jobs, giving merit to a dialect that experts say is often mimicked and little understood.
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John Braugh, a leading expert on African-American English, and chairman of the Linguistic Society of America's public relations committee, said having trained translators on staff with the DEA could provide an invaluable service.
Such experts, he said, would likely be used -- as with many federal linguists -- to assist with wiretaps and linguistic profiling, when a person's accent or dialect can help lead investigators to the criminal.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wanted-ebonics-translator-federal-dea-job/story?id=11462206
I'm sure you all recall how the bitter clinging racists laughed as the Party elders when they introduced the concept of Ebonics in the 90s. And likewise they laughed at all the forward-thinking young progressive students who took on thousands of dollars in college loans to persue advanced degrees in the study of Ebonics. Well, once again, just as with Global Warming, the Stimulus, the Ground Zero Mosque and so on, the Party Elite WAS RIGHT and the stupid reactionaries WERE WRONG! Our visionaries anticipated that Ebonics education would be worthless invaluable in the near future and so it was no surprise to us when the need arose!
These new job openings are just the first of Dear Leader Obama's new effort to identify un-addressed needs in society that the greedy stupid private sector is too oblivious to notice or to backward-looking to bother with. We will once and for all prove that the Party Leadership running a government-controlled command economy is dynamic and creative while the outmoded obsolete private enterprise remains muddled in the old ways of doing things. Here are some more new positions you can expect to see in the near future as we tackle the unemployment problem George Bush created:
- Filling station attendant for electric cars
- Inspector of moss gathered by rolling stone
- Electronic content deliveryperson
- ObamaCare Insurance Agents (we're gonna need lots of people for this: https://www.prisonplanet.com/just-2-people-sign-up-for-obamacare-in-nj.html)
- "2016 Chicago Olympics" souvenir maker
- Center-stripe painters for Information Superhighway
- Newsweek subscription processors
- Planners for Party's 2010 Election Victory Celebration
