8/28/2010, 10:18 pm
CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET, EYES ONLY!
FROM: ORGANIZING FOR AMERICA THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
TO: FEDERAL, STATE and LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, FBI, CIA, NSC, DNC, SEIU, ACORN, Journolist, IPCC
SUBJECT: OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE ENEMIES LIST TERRORIST WATCH LIST
The following individuals and groups are currently deemed the most likely to cause severe injury to the Party people of the United States in the near future:
NAME: Limbaugh, Rush aka "El Rushbo"
WHEREABOUTS: Seemingly everywhere gawd-dammit!
Subject is apparent leader of large asymmetrical loosely-organized group proffering a form of mass hysteria they call "reality" which is nearly 100% opposed to currently approved official policy. A known drug-addict, this violent extremist is on record as saying he wishes Obama America to fail. Limbaugh and his allies broadcast their anti-Obama American tirades from pirate radio stations that drown out legitimate centrist programs like Mike Malloy which are preferred by the public. Subject is apparently obsessed with "reality" and considered dangerous to Party members' career opportunities.
NAME: Palin, Sarah aka "Dingbat"
WHEREABOUTS: Last seen endorsing radical right-wing loser Rethuglican candidates
Subject is under the delusion she is a beauty contest winner and is obsessed with keeping her image before the public which largely despises her. Considered dangerous if she is able to gain credibility with dull-witted bitter clingers. The MSM Intelligence agencies report First Lazy Lady Michelle Obama is far prettier and more popular and will be able to conteract Palin hatred with her personal charm. First Lady's recent high-profile good-will visit to Spain charmed the public and provided nice contrast to Palin's viteruperative rhetoric.
NAME: "Tea Party" aka Crypto-Nazi Party
WHEREABOUTS: A few scattered obscure locations in mostly rural areas
Tea Parties are splinter groups composed of radical right-wing ideologues who were ejected from other larger groups (such as the American Nazi Party) for being too stupid and/or violent. They are largely racist, ignorant and Islamophobic individuals who contribute nothing to society outside of their tax money. Tea Parties were a threat in 2009 but are largely fading now due to intense objective scrutiny by the MSM and the increasing popularity of Obamacare and the Ground Zero Mosque Tolerance Center.
NAME: Paul Ryan aka Congressman
WHEREABOUTS: One of those fly-over states
Subject has circulated a insane, radical, crazy plan to destroy the government of the United States masquerading as a blueprint to achieve fiscal responsiblity. Cynically, he calls his lunacy "Road Map for America's Future", a scheme which includes his bizarre surrealistic fantasies such as patient-centered individually-driven health care with no decisions made by intelligent caring government bureaucrats! Luckily, no one even on the fringe of his fringe party takes him seriously as of yet. However, subject is still considered dangerous because he is one of the few people in Congress that can count.
NAME: Fox News aka Faux News
WHEREABOUTS: TV sets in homes of lunatics everywhere
A highly-organized group of subversives whose objective is to disseminate radical right-wing propaganda to every corner of the universe. Appeals to the dull-witted and ignorant by claiming to be "Fair and Balanced" while cynically presenting both the right and wrong side of each argument in a manner intended to fool the unwitting into believing that each side is of equal merit. Popularity of this disinformation machine believed to be on the decline thanks to the rise of the much more believable MSNBC. Power behind this group believed to be anti-American foreign interests who recently donated large sum of money to a violent revolutionary group, The Republican Governors Association.
NAME: Elmer Fuddrowski aka "Popeye"
WHEREABOUTS: somewhere in the Atlantic
Subject is a member of a violent para-military group ("The Navy") who possesses extreme Islamophobic sentiments. Mr. Popeye has instigated numerous altercations with peace-loving gentlemen of middle-eastern descent. One, who told investigators his name was "Bluto", was apparently severly beaten by Mr. Popeye after asking a tall skinny female passerby for directions to the nearest mosque. Subject expresses anti-government sentiment via continued loud insistence his ship's galley serve him spinach instead of the officially-sanctioned arugula.
NAME: Jan Brewer
WHEREABOUTS: Hiding in basement of Arizona Governor's Mansion
Subject has staged a coup d'etat and hijacked the state government of Arizona in a prelude to a secessionist movement which she hopes will spark a second civil war. Brewer has already attempted to seal off the borders of Arizona and prohibit undocumented Democrats workers from neighboring countries areas from entering her imprisoned state. Despite an order of cease and desist from a hack judge appointed by Bill Clinton Federal Court and anguished pleas by nitwit leftists and celebrities from California concerned local citizens, Brewer continues to push forward with her agenda and is now planning a dangerous new appeal to a higher court scheme. Although public opinon polls show 70% of the population thinks she is right nuts, the unstable Brewer (shown above with her new "country's" flag) is likely to continue to agressively persue her outrageous demands that the Federal Government do its fucking job submit to her twisted will.
FROM: ORGANIZING FOR AMERICA THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
TO: FEDERAL, STATE and LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, FBI, CIA, NSC, DNC, SEIU, ACORN, Journolist, IPCC
SUBJECT: OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE ENEMIES LIST TERRORIST WATCH LIST
The following individuals and groups are currently deemed the most likely to cause severe injury to the Party people of the United States in the near future:
WHEREABOUTS: Seemingly everywhere gawd-dammit!
Subject is apparent leader of large asymmetrical loosely-organized group proffering a form of mass hysteria they call "reality" which is nearly 100% opposed to currently approved official policy. A known drug-addict, this violent extremist is on record as saying he wishes Obama America to fail. Limbaugh and his allies broadcast their anti-Obama American tirades from pirate radio stations that drown out legitimate centrist programs like Mike Malloy which are preferred by the public. Subject is apparently obsessed with "reality" and considered dangerous to Party members' career opportunities.
WHEREABOUTS: Last seen endorsing radical right-wing loser Rethuglican candidates
Subject is under the delusion she is a beauty contest winner and is obsessed with keeping her image before the public which largely despises her. Considered dangerous if she is able to gain credibility with dull-witted bitter clingers. The MSM Intelligence agencies report First Lazy Lady Michelle Obama is far prettier and more popular and will be able to conteract Palin hatred with her personal charm. First Lady's recent high-profile good-will visit to Spain charmed the public and provided nice contrast to Palin's viteruperative rhetoric.
WHEREABOUTS: A few scattered obscure locations in mostly rural areas
Tea Parties are splinter groups composed of radical right-wing ideologues who were ejected from other larger groups (such as the American Nazi Party) for being too stupid and/or violent. They are largely racist, ignorant and Islamophobic individuals who contribute nothing to society outside of their tax money. Tea Parties were a threat in 2009 but are largely fading now due to intense objective scrutiny by the MSM and the increasing popularity of Obamacare and the Ground Zero Mosque Tolerance Center.
WHEREABOUTS: One of those fly-over states
Subject has circulated a insane, radical, crazy plan to destroy the government of the United States masquerading as a blueprint to achieve fiscal responsiblity. Cynically, he calls his lunacy "Road Map for America's Future", a scheme which includes his bizarre surrealistic fantasies such as patient-centered individually-driven health care with no decisions made by intelligent caring government bureaucrats! Luckily, no one even on the fringe of his fringe party takes him seriously as of yet. However, subject is still considered dangerous because he is one of the few people in Congress that can count.
WHEREABOUTS: TV sets in homes of lunatics everywhere
A highly-organized group of subversives whose objective is to disseminate radical right-wing propaganda to every corner of the universe. Appeals to the dull-witted and ignorant by claiming to be "Fair and Balanced" while cynically presenting both the right and wrong side of each argument in a manner intended to fool the unwitting into believing that each side is of equal merit. Popularity of this disinformation machine believed to be on the decline thanks to the rise of the much more believable MSNBC. Power behind this group believed to be anti-American foreign interests who recently donated large sum of money to a violent revolutionary group, The Republican Governors Association.
WHEREABOUTS: somewhere in the Atlantic
Subject is a member of a violent para-military group ("The Navy") who possesses extreme Islamophobic sentiments. Mr. Popeye has instigated numerous altercations with peace-loving gentlemen of middle-eastern descent. One, who told investigators his name was "Bluto", was apparently severly beaten by Mr. Popeye after asking a tall skinny female passerby for directions to the nearest mosque. Subject expresses anti-government sentiment via continued loud insistence his ship's galley serve him spinach instead of the officially-sanctioned arugula.
WHEREABOUTS: Hiding in basement of Arizona Governor's Mansion
Subject has staged a coup d'etat and hijacked the state government of Arizona in a prelude to a secessionist movement which she hopes will spark a second civil war. Brewer has already attempted to seal off the borders of Arizona and prohibit undocumented Democrats workers from neighboring countries areas from entering her imprisoned state. Despite an order of cease and desist from a hack judge appointed by Bill Clinton Federal Court and anguished pleas by nitwit leftists and celebrities from California concerned local citizens, Brewer continues to push forward with her agenda and is now planning a dangerous new appeal to a higher court scheme. Although public opinon polls show 70% of the population thinks she is right nuts, the unstable Brewer (shown above with her new "country's" flag) is likely to continue to agressively persue her outrageous demands that the Federal Government do its fucking job submit to her twisted will.
