The People's Cube - Political Satire

It was just a matter of time, no?

I'll start...


and then...
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and then...

Stoopid Dwight...

eh

more to come!

Some evil Rightwinger left a copy in my mailbox today (I think it was that sneaky Ukrainian kid who lives down the street).

I demand that we purchase and burn ten thousand copies of Shakedown Socialism!

That will teach people to put our tolerant and respectful system of equality down.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I demand that we purchase and burn ten thousand copies of Shakedown Socialism!

FYI -Terry Jones has issued a "crusade" against it.
Sharpen your shovels, Comrades.

This Oleg fellow better prepare for the wrath of the collective!

MY EYES!!! MY PRECIOUS EYES!!! It's the bearded boob lady (again).

Thank Lenin I have a braille keyboard.

That is most glorious image of me, Comrade. Now I make for addition to ad campaign.


It is for reverse psycho logical rhetoric. I am of certainess that when Paul Krugman is to see such endorsment, he will be for spreading among NYT readerships and then they will also want to be for reading so they will know how to be of offense to evil Teabaggers. This is only fair as Teabaggers have been for reading Saul Alinsky.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

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Yes, I mean No - whatever.

Everyone is reading it.

So many Glorious ad's for Most Equal book by El Hefe Square! I look forward to seeing them on bill boards across Amerikkka!

Simply Glorious to see More Equaler's book reaching so many! I wonder if in Motherland Russia if there are an equal number of fries in every order?

Maybe Red Square could enlighten us???

No doubt, Premier.

Another obvious choice...

Comrade Robot, this two headed prog will haunt my daymares for days to come.

Comrade Buffoon..... This particular model of prog is easily genetically engineered as the original templates have only one brain cell between them.....

It is of great joy to see our VP of Change, endorsing this glorious book with such typical, flowery language, but it does make one wonder if he ever moved fast the "f" in the alphabetic. But, regardless, we can always count on bin Binden to drop some bomb color his wordage and verbiage.

Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade Buffoon..... This particular model of prog is easily genetically engineered as the original templates have only one brain cell between them.....

Nothing more tragic than the sound of a single synapse firing into the void........

Boris Badanoff wrote:

Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade Buffoon..... This particular model of prog is easily genetically engineered as the original templates have only one brain cell between them.....

Nothing more tragic than the sound of a single synapse firing into the void........

Q: How do Progressive's brain cells die?

A: Lonely

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Boris Badanoff wrote:

Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade Buffoon..... This particular model of prog is easily genetically engineered as the original templates have only one brain cell between them.....

Nothing more tragic than the sound of a single synapse firing into the void........

Q: How do Progressive's brain cells die?

A: Lonely

Comrade Whoopie, I love you like a brother, but had you told that joke on the Gong Show I would have surely gonged you!

But I would have never gonged these fine young progressive lady types...

Comrade Buffoon wrote:
Comrade Whoopie, I love you like a brother

Mom would've been so happy to hear that.

How many trees were cut down to print this book? Were those trees cut down by Union workers at inflated wages? If this is so, then those union member paid dues, those dues went to union bosses, who in turn donated money to Democratic Party Candidates, so even if it requires that more trees are cut down to print more books, some of the money from the production of this book will still get into the right hands.

Leninka, did you do something with your hair? Ribbons and bows, oh my!

Sadly timber cutters have yet to be organized. Their greedy bosses still hire and fire them arbitrarily for the most capricious of reasons, like not working hard enough.

Even so, let nothing stand in the way of the grasping hands of the Party™. Every book has been printed on the purest virgin paper untouched by the hands of man. And these books being treasured keepsakes will never be recycled or find their way to some nameless landfill. Such is the sacrifice these trees have made.

Stupid trees... I denounce them! Just sitting there all day hogging all the sunlight, making shade and generally contributing nothing to humanity!

Comrade Whoopie,

This old scarf? Why it's old and raggedy. I was rooting through my avatar closet and found it. I think it's been around for awhile, but thank you. I noticed it had a union label sewn into it. Surely, at one time it sold at an inflated price for at least more than twice as much as it would have had it been made by a non-union worker.

My glorious plain brown wrapper was delivered by a dedicated servant of the Peoples Services of Postalism, today. I look forward to the spending of quality time in my library as this material is highly recommended. Thank you Komrade Red Square! You are truly a hero.

Leninka, every time I see your avatar I immediately feel like I've been caught doing something wrong by my mother.... that expression is so "scoldy"

What? Are you saying my cute little scarf doesn't make you feel like eating some pancakes and syrup?

Leninka, you're so sweet you could pee on my pancakes and I'd call it maple syrup.

Dearest Leninka, I ALWAYS feel like eating pancakes, but the state has not issued me any in ages!

I hear Comrade Whoopie is hoarding them...


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I only bust Whoopies beets because I know he gets it... I'm just kidding!

Typical. Sounds like Whoopie. You, know, though, things are always improving in our glorious system.

As you know, Dear Leader signed the health care bill, making sure that we all are made to purchase health insurance, that is, if we don't qualify for medicaid, or medicare. Perhaps the day is around the corner when Comrade Nanski will create a bill mandating that we all purchase pancakes on the government pancake exchange. Then, everyone will have pancakes.

Leninka wrote:Typical. Sounds like Whoopie. You, know, though, things are always improving in our glorious system.

As you know, Dear Leader signed the health care bill, making sure that we all are made to purchase health insurance, that is, if we don't qualify for medicaid, or medicare. Perhaps the day is around the corner when Comrade Nanski will create a bill mandating that we all purchase pancakes on the government pancake exchange. Then, everyone will have pancakes.

The Schlitz is flowing freely and I mistakenly labeled them "Leninka Pancakes" when they should have been "Whoopie Pancakes". Apologies...

Now, back in character, for those wishing "Whoopie Pancakes" well... will Barney Frank and Al Franken mandate, regulate and supply the pee? Will Chris Coons oversee the pee exchange? Will Christine O'Donnell issue totally bitchin' witch hats on Halloween? Will Bill Clinton STFU on Greta? Will the news that the "recession" is over cause the oppressed to purchase a new set of Air Jordan's?

Will we ever overthrow capitalism?

These are things that keep me up at night....

Buffoon my beet busting brother, you can come over for pancakes anytime.

IF!!! ...you can help me win the Tri-County Karaoke Cool Breeze Competition and Sow Milking Pageant!



sorry dude...