The People's Cube - Political Satire

**9/14/2010, 12:22 pm**

Excellent! A drunken teen in England has been properly punished for his thoughtcrimes. After sending an insulting email to the White House, the thoughtcriminal was contacted in England by the FBI, and has been banned from entering the US for life. Apparently, Homeland Security felt the rambling email full of insulting and abusive language was sufficient reason to ban the teen from ever entering the US.

This will teach people once and for all the futility of insulting and demeaning our Dear Leader. Personally I think he's lucky he wasn't sent to a reeducation facility and taught how to properly bow and grovel to our Chairman Obama.

**9/14/2010, 1:02 pm**

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Excellent! A drunken teen in England has been properly punished for his thoughtcrimes. After sending an insulting email to the White House, the thoughtcriminal was contacted in England by the FBI, and has been banned from entering the US for life. Apparently, Homeland Security felt the rambling email full of insulting and abusive language was sufficient reason to ban the teen from ever entering the US.

This will teach people once and for all the futility of insulting and demeaning our Dear Leader. Personally I think he's lucky he wasn't sent to a reeducation facility and taught how to properly bow and grovel to our Chairman Obama.

Comrade Colonel.....

He lives in the UK. Therefore he is already halfway to the re-education center!

**9/14/2010, 1:07 pm**

Yes, but halfway to the reeducation center is not all the way to the reeducation center. Someone must teach this hooligan NOT to call our Dear Leader a p***k.

**9/14/2010, 1:14 pm**

I feel much safer now. It has the same dramatic effect on me as when the TSA confiscates my nail clippers and tooth paste.

**9/14/2010, 1:36 pm**

Comrade, your confiscation of toothpaste reminded me of this XKCD cartoon. The mouseover text on the main site is most amusing.

**9/14/2010, 4:23 pm**

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Excellent! A drunken teen in England has been properly punished for his thoughtcrimes. After sending an insulting email to the White House, the thoughtcriminal was contacted in England by the FBI, and has been banned from entering the US for life. Apparently, Homeland Security felt the rambling email full of insulting and abusive language was sufficient reason to ban the teen from ever entering the US..

I can't help but be filled with great relief (you see, I was recently in England and also. . . oops, will I digress.............)

This should teach that young snipe. Any nasty, gnarly, curt remarks should always be directed to Rethuglicans Only. I am sure he's greatly devastated at being banned, but on the bright side, he's so close to Iran, Iraq and all other peace loving country's, so why bother with coming here??

**9/14/2010, 4:30 pm**

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If only there was some way to trick illegal aliens into sending similar emails to the WH.

**9/14/2010, 4:33 pm**

If this wayward young lad will join a radical mosque somewhere in London (any one will do), change his name to some Muslim one fit for the TSA No-Fly list, get a few Pakistani stamps in his passport, and apply for a student visa to some Florida flying school, I am sure that our faceless bureaucrats will see their way clear to expunge his record and allow him to tour the Kapitol.

**9/14/2010, 4:57 pm**

Comrades Whoopie and Goldstein, I am very impressed with your brilliant thoughts & suggestions. What a pity we can't contact this young 'evil doer' and pass the word on. :)

Whoopie, you deserve the Beet of the Day Award, so hopefully the Main Beet Giver herself will make an appearance. (I would give it to you myself but I've been whacked'nuff lately, so please pardon.. . . that's one big, hunk'n shovel!)

**9/14/2010, 5:01 pm**

Comrades! Do Not Call Barack Obama a P****K!!!

Celebrate a victory of The State™! Yes, comrades this British teen emailed Dear Leader Barack Obama calling him a p***k! among other things, and now this Neo-Kulak has received a visit from our FBI KGB specialists and has been banned from the USSA for life! Thank Obama this little p****k thought criminal doesn't have Freedom Speech.

We will stomp out the flame of Liberty with our Jackboots!

Hail Obama!

(*Excellent work Colonel, you beat me to it!)

**9/14/2010, 5:47 pm**

Comrade Rooster, I like your style.

**9/14/2010, 6:16 pm**

oh my, this youngster has certainly put his mouth in it, has he not? A firing squad. . . well, I hate to say I told you so, but we do not mock dearest Leader or his dearest frau. (not to mention they don't have any sense of humor). I'm sure he can be recycled for some good use in her veggie garden.

**9/14/2010, 6:57 pm**

Comrade Rooster, as Commissar of Time, I always beat people to things. Unless of course I don't, but that just means I didn't want to beat them too it. Thank you for noticing, and for the fine propaganda photographs.

**9/14/2010, 7:14 pm**

Of course Commissar of Time! Our timing skills are no match for your wormhole...

Yes, comrades, do not fear these thoughtcriminals have been shut down by the party before. Only then it was rather fishy rumors, so then I guess we should call these p***k rumors.

DO NOT SPREAD ANY P***K RUMORS!

**9/14/2010, 9:31 pm**

I think we are missing an opportunity here, comrades. Sure, we've jackbooted this little mealy-mouthed like he deserves, but don't you see the possibilities?

He's British.

The British drink a lot of tea.

See?! We TOLD you the Teabaggers were a bunch of intolerant racists!

**9/15/2010, 2:28 am**

I'll bet he drank tea the next morning after calling Obama a p***k. Shocking. And he's white. Proof enough!

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Colonel 7.62,
The thoughtcriminal did not call Dear Leader Obama a p-r-i-c-k, he called him a p***k. Did you not read the article in the Pravada?

-Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Teenaged British Thoughtcriminal banned from US for life!