The People's Cube - Political Satire

In order to help our illiterate dead illegal young unwashed voters find the korrekt gangs groups for extortion bribery grift social change to identify with this coming elections season, we've decided to make this agitprop helpful poster...


Some groups you should look out for in your quest to be included in collective gang warfare extortion harmony:

Air America Radio • NPR • America Coming Together • America Votes • American Constitution Society • American Federation of Labor - Congress of Industrial Organizations • American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees • American Federation of Teachers • Anshell Media • Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now • Association of Trial Lawyers of America • Band of Progressives • Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence • Campaign for a Progressive Future; Campaign for America's Future; Center for American Progress • Clean Water Action • Communication Workers of America • The Constitution Project • DASH PAC; Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund • Democracy for America • Democratic Governors Associations • Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee • Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee • Dog Eat Dog Films • EMILY's List • Environment 2004 • Gore/Lieberman Recount Committee • Hotel Employees & Restaurant Employees International Union • the Human Rights Campaign • INdTV • International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers • Joint Victory Campaign 2004 • Laborers International Union of North American • League of Conservation Voters • New Democrat Network • The Media Fund • Media Matters for America • Million Mom March • Moving America Forward • MoveOn.org • Music for America • National Association for the Advancement of Colored People • NARAL Pro-Choice America • National Education Association • National Grassroots Alliance • National Jewish Democratic Council • National Treasury Employees Union • New American Optimists • New Democrat Network • Partnership for America's Families • People for the American Way • Phoenix Group • Planned Parenthood • Pro-Choice Vote • Service Employees International Union • Sheet Metal Workers International Association • Sierra Club • The Thunder Road Group • United Food & Commercial Workers Union • United Progressive Alliance • USAction • Vagina Votes • Voices for Working Families • Vote for Change • Young Voter Alliance • 21st Century Democrats • NAMBLA

Haven't the evil Kapitalists sent Air America into bankrupt nonexistence by not listening to it?

Red Rooster, you have compiled a great treasure trove of forward thinking groups, and that is to be commended, and your list is impressive. However, you failed to mention NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association. They should NOT be forgotten!

While they appear to be worthy of forgetfulness, NAMBLA has many influential supporters.

Perhaps you've heard of Kevin Jennings, the Safe Schools Czar?
This man has deep connection to NAMBLA. And I mean Deep!

But it is our dear leader Obama that appointed Kevin Jennings, thus by proxy he approves of this group.

Do not make this mistake again. NAMBLA is forward thinking, denies a deity, and believes in moral relativism. Always include them in your great list of progressives.

Ah yes, thank you comrades for your devotion to The Party™, we have updated our list with your suggestions. Let me be clear, uhhhh, Air America Radio is merely in hibernation waiting for another round of NAMBLA backing stimulus funding. You see, as Komrade Kathleen Sebelius has stated we have a lot of reeducation to do, so we will be needing these air waves to spread our propaganda the truth.

Hail Obama!

Comrade Rooster,

I don't believe I see Michael Moore's name anywhere on your glorious list—not that he deserves to be there, but I'm sure he's connected to just about everyone on your list.