9/28/2010, 7:21 am
Despite heroic efforts of our esteemed Comrade Red Rooster,
... the Coffee Party has failed to eclipse the bigoted, hate-mongering, tea-bagging Tea-Parties. How could our Latte-Drinking, Prius-Driving, Wine-Sipping, Veggie-Eating, Birkenstock-Wearing, Pot-Smoking, Tobacco-Hating, Planet-Saving, Union-Touting, Property-Redistributing, Meat-Hating, Entitlement-Loving, Hipness-Motivated Youthful Supporters fail to join and support the Coffee Party and attend its rallies?
What has happened?
My fellow Comrades, we need to quickly learn how to motivate the ones we are waiting for to remember that they are the ones they are waiting for to be the ones we are wating for but it seems they are waiting for us to remind them that we are waiting for them to remember we are waiting for them to be the ones we are wating for by remembering they are the ones they are waiting for.
Part of the problem is that in the Bush-Caused Economic Disaster we're experiencing, too many of them have graduated from college with highly valuable degrees in Sociology, Cultural Studies, Pantheopianism, Whoreticulture, Communications, Feminism, Genderism, and many more but yet have been forced by the Bush-Caused Economic Disaster to accept jobs as waiters, and have thus become accustomed to waiting-- hence, they are currently in a confused state "waiting" for whoever they're waiting for and thus not being they ones they are waiting for and thereby not being the ones we are waiting for.
What we need is a Waiters United campaign to awaken the Waiters to remind them that we are waiting for them to remember that in order for them to be the ones we're waiting for they must remember that they are the ones they have been waiting for, but this will be quite a challenge because they are too busy waiting on others who are waiting for them to wait on them.
How can we reverse this dangerous trend?
Obviously, we must ban employment of waiters in restaurants and bars by requiring all such businesses to become "self-service." This would force customers to exercise by serving themselves and would also have the added benefit of helping us combat the obesity epidemic.
What would those unemployed waiters then do? Obviously, they would make themselves available to attend our Coffee Party demonstrations and demand that the government create REAL jobs for them in their chosen fields and thus free them from the unfairness of the capitalist system in not making available to them jobs in the fields that fit their lifestyle preferences. What could be more fair?
Now, let's get to work. There is preciously little time left between now and November 2, 2010.
--Fearless Leader
... the Coffee Party has failed to eclipse the bigoted, hate-mongering, tea-bagging Tea-Parties. How could our Latte-Drinking, Prius-Driving, Wine-Sipping, Veggie-Eating, Birkenstock-Wearing, Pot-Smoking, Tobacco-Hating, Planet-Saving, Union-Touting, Property-Redistributing, Meat-Hating, Entitlement-Loving, Hipness-Motivated Youthful Supporters fail to join and support the Coffee Party and attend its rallies?
What has happened?
My fellow Comrades, we need to quickly learn how to motivate the ones we are waiting for to remember that they are the ones they are waiting for to be the ones we are wating for but it seems they are waiting for us to remind them that we are waiting for them to remember we are waiting for them to be the ones we are wating for by remembering they are the ones they are waiting for.
Part of the problem is that in the Bush-Caused Economic Disaster we're experiencing, too many of them have graduated from college with highly valuable degrees in Sociology, Cultural Studies, Pantheopianism, Whoreticulture, Communications, Feminism, Genderism, and many more but yet have been forced by the Bush-Caused Economic Disaster to accept jobs as waiters, and have thus become accustomed to waiting-- hence, they are currently in a confused state "waiting" for whoever they're waiting for and thus not being they ones they are waiting for and thereby not being the ones we are waiting for.
What we need is a Waiters United campaign to awaken the Waiters to remind them that we are waiting for them to remember that in order for them to be the ones we're waiting for they must remember that they are the ones they have been waiting for, but this will be quite a challenge because they are too busy waiting on others who are waiting for them to wait on them.
How can we reverse this dangerous trend?
Obviously, we must ban employment of waiters in restaurants and bars by requiring all such businesses to become "self-service." This would force customers to exercise by serving themselves and would also have the added benefit of helping us combat the obesity epidemic.
What would those unemployed waiters then do? Obviously, they would make themselves available to attend our Coffee Party demonstrations and demand that the government create REAL jobs for them in their chosen fields and thus free them from the unfairness of the capitalist system in not making available to them jobs in the fields that fit their lifestyle preferences. What could be more fair?
Now, let's get to work. There is preciously little time left between now and November 2, 2010.
--Fearless Leader
