The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades!

Global Warming is not only dooming our Green Planet by the carbon dioxide levels created by man, it has now reached Saturn's moon, Enceladus!

The frozen moon's water has heated to such a boiling point that it's spraying hot geysers, ten trillion times more powerful than Old Faithful in Yellowstone People's Park.

What more scientific proof do we need Comrades to show these Global Warming Deniers the irrefutable Truth™ that mankind is not only killing Earth but our whole solar system of checks and balances?

None, I tell You!

Speaking of checks and balances, I've been cooking examining our Gorman accounting books and we need some more checks coming in to keep the Goracle's Gulfstream aloft spreading the Good News of Carbon Credits, creating a balance that all of the people on the planet, not just the rich, can enjoy and not have to worry about water shortages, crop failures, mass starvation, droughts, floods, tornadoes, wild fires, earthquakes, tsunamis, rip tides, avalanches, hurricanes, and rainy days and Mondays that always get me down BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING CLIMATE CHANGE (phew, almost forgot about the narrative change we can believe in....Yes, CLIMATE CHANGE)

Laika........ is good to be picking up your signal ! We have experienced very much of the AGW down here recently. Earlier, we were told by the Party that we would have " Recovery Summer ".....but now the climate is changing again, and the " Nothing but Ramen Autumn " is upon us. So now is getting colder outside. Damn George Bush for this !

Tell me, did you take the Enchiladas picture yourself ? I love Mexican food !

( Oh yes.....I asked the teknician here at the beetfield cosmodrome to stow away an extra box of Milk Bones for your next supply flight.

Comrade..... this happened just moments after you took your photo...... Also, I noticed that a sentence in your commentary could be shortened up a little, allowing more room for your enlightenments........


" What morescientific proof do we need Comrades ( have ) to show these Global Warming Deniers the irrefutable Truth™ that mankind is not only killing Earth but our whole solar system of checks and balances?

None, I tell You! "

Krasnodar wrote:

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Comrade..... this happened just moments after you took your photo...... Also, I noticed that a sentence in your commentary could be shortened up a little, allowing more room for your enlightenments........


" What morescientific proof do we need Comrades ( have ) to show these Global Warming Deniers the irrefutable Truth™ that mankind is not only killing Earth but our whole solar system of checks and balances?

None, I tell You! "

Comrade Krasnodar!You are so correct. Brevity is the wit of the Party™. I'd hate to create a word shortage.

Laika the Space Dog wrote: ....BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING CLIMATE CHANGE (phew, almost forgot about the narrative change we can believe in....Yes, CLIMATE CHANGE)

Of course we all know that my tinfoil hat is out of tune, but I thought The Current Truth™ was Global Climate Disruption ? But perhaps that was Saturday, before the first Tuesday, and after next Monday in which the third day of the week was exchanged for the fourth and the 7th for the 1st?

Man made Climate change is spreading at an alarming rate. Not just here on Earth either. We've noted a temp. increase on Mars with it's CO2 atmosphere (what more proof do you need that CO2 causes global warming?) and then on Saturn's moon Titan with it's oceans of methane

Wait, I thought hydrocarbons only result from decomposing animals? I mean oil and gas comes from dead dinosaurs, isn't that what we've always been told? There's no way you can have all that natural gas on a lifeless moon. Hey, you don't suppose that oil is formed geologically and not from dead dinosaurs do you? That means we'd never run out of oil, it's a renewable energy source...Nah, that can't be.

On the other hand, we know you can make methane from poop, so why is it called a fossil fuel?

Isn't "Fossil" some sort of Capitalist wristwatch? Maybe that's why it's so evil?

As for the "Global Climate Disruption" new paradigm, why didn't I get the memo? My Cosmonautifax was working perfectly. It was never offline.

Shall we refer to the Gorman heretics from now on as "Disruption Deniers"? Just the fact that they deny at all makes them disruptive. Common sense, I'd say, so there, I said it. It twice.

It's Ok, Comrade Laika......... relax.( I found Red Rooster & Comrade Whoopie's commentaries a little disconcerting myself ! )Ground control has implemented an increase in your O2 flow. Of course, your supply tank won't last as long, but at least you'll feel a little more lucid in the meantime. Besides, if we can persuade the local authorities to release our launch director
from the drunk tank holding cell, your supply ship ( yes....the one with the Milk Bones....)
should arrive on time so you can continue breathing...maybe even broadcasting. ..........I gotta hit the head. Krasnodar out.

Comrade Laika, you must be running out of bones and delusional with hunger! That is not Enceladus you are showing us but the Debt Star! You are unwittingly exposing the Dear Leaders grand plan. As you can see, the Debt Star is getting ready to explode. We just needed to get to November 3rd but I think this breech of secrecy will be costly. At least we still have a lame duck session we can use to further our grand socialist plans.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Man made Climate change is spreading at an alarming rate. Not just here on Earth either. We've noted a temp. increase on Mars with it's CO2 atmosphere (what more proof do you need that CO2 causes global warming?) and then on Saturn's moon Titan with it's oceans of methane

Wait, I thought hydrocarbons only result from decomposing animals? I mean oil and gas comes from dead dinosaurs, isn't that what we've always been told? There's no way you can have all that natural gas on a lifeless moon. Hey, you don't suppose that oil is formed geologically and not from dead dinosaurs do you? That means we'd never run out of oil, it's a renewable energy source...Nah, that can't be.
On the other hand, we know you can make methane from poop, so why is it called a fossil fuel?

Comrade,

Regarding the statement "oil, it's a renewable energy source". That was a Reich wing effort to debunk Hubert's Peak Oil Theory.

You see Hubert (an economist) was an expert on Petroleum Engineering and exploration. He also was instrumental in Progressive economics regarding making sure that things in demand have to deemed "scarce" so that rationing and redistribution will dictate correct economic development.

So that we can control the masses save the planet there must be rationing and redistribution of all essential resources.

Besides Peak Oil there also needs to be

Peak Healthcare
Peak Liberty
Peak Vodka
Peak Beets

The Reichwieners even hired some old "Big Tobacco" scientists (including some treasonous Russians) to formulate a theory that you refer to.

https://www.pnas.org/content/99/17/10976.full.pdf

Progressives and Algore have debunked this completely. You see Bu$hHitler and Chainey were conspiring to accuse that "lifeless moon" orbiting Saturn of harboring terrorists and WMD's, so they were planning to invade there and take over the natural gas industry. This ... all in the name of National Security.

The KKKonservatude "scientific" paper at that link was just a previous work that Big Tobacco used in researching how to enhance the effects of Nicotine and to increase it's addictive effects.

You see the paper was renamed to a new fancy title, but the smoking gun in the article was that they implied that farting could not produce "octane", only methane. In other words methane could be produced both biotically and abiotically, but not "octane" (gasoline).

Octane (they claimed) is impossible to recreate in the lab using organic (biotic) ingredients. They also claimed that biotic origins of oil was impossible due to Thermodynamic laws.

Further, since octane producing oil can also be found at depths well below the depths in the earth that Barney used to poop at (the purple Barney not our esteemed Comrade Franks) that abiotic oil production was possible.

Quote from the article ...

"There are three generic chemical processes that deserve specific
consideration: the ‘‘charcoal burner's,'' ‘‘bean-eater's,'' and ‘‘octane-
enhanced bean-eater's'' reactions. All describe limited reactions
by which a highly oxidized biotic molecule can react to
produce elemental carbon when ‘‘carried'' by a more thorough
oxidation process. In both the following examples, the simple
carbohydrate, sugar C6H12O6, is used as a typical biotic reagent; the
same reasoning and results hold also for any of the highly oxidized
biotic compounds."

blah blah blah

To dispute this falsehood one only needs to go to a "Sinclair" brand gas station that it was Barney making farts and poop that eventually produced oil. The Rethuglicans and Tea Baggers are completely debunked now.

https://www.sinclairoil.com/

To Che : You might be right about that being the " Debt Star "....as you can see by the second picture above, it's moving upwards pretty fast, drowning out all else with its deafening, flatulent roar.

To Infidel C : After your dissertation, I must ask of you a question : What's in your cigars ? Is it a Party approved substance? Is it legal in California ?

Krasnodar wrote:
To Infidel C : After your dissertation, I must ask of you a question : What's in your cigars ? Is it a Party approved substance? Is it legal in California ?

Comrade,

Currently you need a prescription to have Party approved Cuban cigars in the Peoples Republic of Kalifornication. However, the Govinator of CA has advised the State to not be so Republican on the issue.

https://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/20 ... gns_mariju

On a related note CA voters please vote NO on Prop 19, this will ensure that illegal border crossers in AZ will still be gainfully employed.

You see here in the workers paradise of Cuba times have been tough, my brother Raul has had to layoff workers in the public sector and privatize those jobs.

Due to a weak world wide economy the sex tourism industry in Cuba has been declining.

But on a positive note those workers were only giving Reichwingers a propaganda victory in stating that Big Goverment only screws you.

Thank you "2 shy Infidel" for explaining the utter implausibility of abiotic oil production. Of course the evil Capitalist oil producers (our mooslim brothers in Saudi Arabia excluded) also benefit by claiming oil is a limited and dwindling resource since that provides the excuse to keep raising the price of each barrel they bring to the surface.

Is this a school bus in the "larval stage " ?

Perhaps this could be used to transport thought criminals to the State Therapy Facility.

Laika,

What else is going on up there? Has Pluto started heating up yet? Can you see Pluto from your spaceship? If it has, then we really are in trouble, and this means that with the exception of Nanski Peloski's trips back and forth in her jet to Kalifornia and back to Washington, or Dear Leader's air travel, or the Goracle's, we must declare a moratorium on all travel, land, air and sea.

Jibaro,

That looks some kind of vehicle for transporting giant cucarachas.

Whoopie wrote:On the other hand, we know you can make methane from poop, so why is it called a fossil fuel?

Whoopie, as made prog you above all ought to know that things are what we say they are. Sure, methane from poop. But we got Obamacare from poop. Does that mean that we ought to burn the healthcare bill for our Zils? Or for the proles' Yugos?

And why are people dissing shit? I wallow in shit. It saves taking a bath and I feel right at home when I deal with Raht Emanuel.