10/21/2010, 11:54 pm
Making his second visit to the People's Republik of Washington in about as many months, our Dear Leader Obama stopped at the University of Washington to try and raise support for struggling assuredly victorious incumbent Senator Patty Murray. As part of the pandering to a shrinking support base instilling the fervor of hope and change in the adoring crowds, our Glorious Obama introduced Jody Hall, owner of a cupcake bakery. A lucky reporter at the Christian Science monitor described the scene.
I trust Dear Leader had a pleasant visit to our Democratic People's Republik, and that when he returns to the White House, he will finally be able to get his cupcake fix.
The White House gathered a group of female business owners for the Seattle meeting to try and help Obama argue that his policies have benefited women. They included the owner of a metal products manufacturing firm, and the owner of a specialty cupcake bakery.Inevitably, including Jody Hall, the chief of a firm called “Cupcake Royale” in a campaign rally produced carbohydrate-based banter. Ms. Hall noted that a Small Business Administration loan had helped her expand her firm. But she also said that adding the flavor “salted caramel” on Obama's Inauguration Day had really helped her business thrive. And she added that she had brought samples.
But apparently Obama never got them. “I suspect [the] Secret Service confiscated them and are now eating them as we speak,” he said at one point.
I trust Dear Leader had a pleasant visit to our Democratic People's Republik, and that when he returns to the White House, he will finally be able to get his cupcake fix.
